i love weirdos

i love weirdos

some old woman just came up to me on the street and wanted me to buy the Zx Spectrum that she had tucked under her arm

we didnt get that far as i was overcome by the smell of the 8 cans of special crew that she had for breakfast..her kids must be so proud

She probs thought it was a time machine.

class

u get any games with it ?


id have took her fucking arm off if i was you

hate people like this, i was in notts train station a while back and this massive dodgy as fuck guy came over and asked for a tab, so i gave him one as yuo do.
then he kept pestering the fuck out of me to buy this dvd player he had stashed in his jacket minus a remote. felt well intimidated!

hahaha, should have twocked it lol.
I was in monument metro station, and some canny big radgie came over. he was staring at me! I was like shit, guna get mugged by a mug. but he came over, i was ready to smack right in the mush, then he asked where i got my addidas jacket from, then asked if his 20 quid hoody from sport and soccer was nice and if it was worth the money. hahaha. i was well confused.
Also got chatting to another big radge at central and he was trying to give me a can of fosters for my jouney home and said he was a dj at the monkey. then his mam foned him and he said "nar nar mam, im going to work now, i just had my break. naaarrr please, divnt kick me out im not lying" lmao

haha you sound like you 'get them all'

i have always got my headphones in and try to avoid said weirdos... i see enough at work

there was a bloke on the metro the other day who called himself "dj hallelujah" and that he was an MC from God. I could hear him going on about the Monkey and being on TV, and he was dancing the very worst of dances round the metro carriage listening to his hardcore

this sounds very much like dave the rave, he used to come to a night i ran a few yesrs back in sland and dance his tits off. no dring or drugs, wen my mate asked him the crack he said his mate dyed a few years back and hes dancing with god for his mate

that sounds exactly like dave the rave. was he small and bald, or possible wearing a shite hat! he was listenin to his walkiman on the metro with his hands together like he was prayin saying come on jesus come on moses lmao, he's fukin mental!

I once had an old bloke come up to me and describe how he wasnt able to have a slash for 6 months because his penis was too small. He said his bladder filled up and filled up till his stomach was like a huge balloon and the Docs had to cut him open to empty it. He then went on to go into detail about his endoscopy and how the Doc gave him excersizes to do to make his penis bigger so he could urinate properly

I HAVE


AN

interton electronic video 3000

console witch is pong and its like 20 year old

ive got the box and stuff and everything stull works

thats just reminded me

has anyone seen that strange man walking round with the drip bag in his hand asking for money?

i keep seeing him in Jesmond on a morning and i have seen him get on the metro at Byker...

i think he needs reporting to someone - its not right to be begging for money with a drip back connected to your stomach

It's not right to be begging for money without a drip bag

So would you prefer it if he pissed on your shoes while asking you for money?

no i would prefer him to bugger off and not ask me tbh

but yet the begging problem is not really an issue up here - in leeds and sheffield it gets on your nerves