If you are bored and want a laugh... Then go to www.chacha.com and search using a guide. then create someting funny to try and catch em out. i tried but i couldnt keep it up when he was taking me serious...
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: RebeccaA RebeccaA: Welcome to ChaCha! RebeccaA: Hello You: hello there You: could you help me? there is an injured seagull on my balcony. How can I save it? RebeccaA: What state? You: Utah RebeccaA: Then I can give you the number to call for help RebeccaA: In Utah? You: the seagull is pretty much jiggered like, its making a wheezing noise You: I dont want to deter it, I want to save its life You: would you recommend mouth to beak ressucitation? You: hello???? RebeccaA: I can send you some links for the Pet Harbors You: will they save its life? You: It was my favourite seagull, I throw bread out for it every day and it comes and eats it all up You: Ive named it Wesley RebeccaA: I can't find a site in your area You: oh I am in Newcastle RebeccaA: This is a forum for injured birds You: there isnt much time, I doubt Wesley can wait for a reply, do you not have a suggestion? RebeccaA: No, sorry, I only know the websites You: RebeccaA: You don't see too many seagulls in Nebraska RebeccaA: Read that forum I sent, there is a poster there that works with injured seagulls You: I see Wesley every day, I think a fox attacked him RebeccaA: Good luck for you You: thankyou good sir RebeccaA: Very welcome!!
lol, i did ones head in with the question "Using a range of examples, compare and contrast the concepts of political extremism and the political mainstream. How do these concepts assist with our understanding of the british political system" i forgot to copy and paste though, he was really good - brought me up loads of shit - i was there for about 20 mins with him. and if anyone can possibly provide me with a 3000 word essay on this by thursday i will be eternally grateful. Eternally. I swear. Im so flummoxed.
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: RichardM RichardM: Welcome to ChaCha! RichardM: Hello, how are you today? You: im pretty bad RichardM: Why is that? You: Im so sad RichardM: Why would you be sad? You: Newcastle only drew RichardM: Football fan then? You: indeed RichardM: What can I help you find today? You: If a crab accidently upset a lobster by pinching its uneaten prawn, would it stand a chance in a battle? RichardM: They'd be pretty evenly matched You: really, who would you put your last 5 dollars on? RichardM: hmmm RichardM: Depends You: on what? RichardM: If it's a fiddler crab I'd say the lobester would win but it if were a dungeoness crab I'd say the crab would win You: whats the craic with the dungeon crabs? RichardM: They are massive RichardM: They would be faster and stronger You: oooos! any links? RichardM: but I tink the question you should be asking is this one here. You: hoo hoo hoo! now that is a battle my friend!!!!! You: what about a tag team- lobster and tarantula v crab and scorpion? RichardM: I'd say crab and scorpionn. RichardM: Here is a better one a tagteam tarantula, crab, scorpion, and lobster vs a wolverene and a badger You: wise choice my man, theyd laugh at the tarantula's fangs RichardM: And the badger has rabis RichardM: rabies You: hahaha now theres a battle!!!!! RichardM: It would be like ww3 RichardM: Is there anything else I can help you find? You: I need a cage and a tarantula crab, scorpion, lobster, wolverine and badger. where cn I buy these items? # RichardM: You'd have to catch a badger and the wolverine RichardM: same with the scorpion if you want it poisonous You: how can I catch them? with a mouse trap and cheese? RichardM: and the tarantula you can get at a pet store but it will be defanged so you need to catch that too RichardM: To catch a wolverene or a badger you get a live bait trap then stick a pheasant in there You: ok ok, how do i catch a pheasant? RichardM: when it goes to get the pheasant the pheasant will be released and the badger trapped RichardM: buy them You: where from? RichardM: A farm You: ok, so will a pheasant catch all of them? RichardM: not a tarantula or scorpion You: how do I catch them? RichardM: you can find the scorpion in somewherer like arizona or something RichardM: with a net You: hmmm, arent they in the UK? RichardM: I'm not sure RichardM: Tarantulas are more acustomed to warmer climates You: gutting that! So Ill have to travel to get all the ingrediants? RichardM: probably not the scorpion or badger RichardM: but everything else yes You: I have a pet badger RichardM: and the lobsters and rab you can guy live at grocery stores or markes by the water front You: ooo good point! Id be tempted to eat them tho! You: Any decent recepies? RichardM: For which one? You: each RichardM: old bay seasoning is really good on crabs You: nice! You: how about badger pie? RichardM: Well RichardM: Thats not a good idea badgers are primarily carnivores so their meat isn't that good and it's really stringy RichardM: You'd be better off boiling badgers You: hmm, how about wolverines? RichardM: Same thing You: tarantula? RichardM: Not good to eat at all, probably dangerous You: I saw some people eating them on TV once You: scorpion on toast? RichardM: Yeah that would work fine. RichardM: I do need to get going though I have to get somewhere You: thanks pal
Haha this is a mint way to waste time..... I asked about the cat and the buttered toast problem. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: SarahB SarahB: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hey thankyou You: how are you? SarahB: Good evening and welcome! SarahB: I am great, thanks. How are you? You: im fine SarahB: Glad to hear that. You: a bit ropey off the drink but other than that im okay You: have you beend rinking much lately? You: been drinking* SarahB: I do not drink. How may I help you with your keyword search, buttered toast? You: well a few of my friends have been argueing about a problem You: and we cannot settle it You: you know how buttered toast always lands butter side down when dropp ed You: ? SarahB: Ok. You: and a cat always lands on its feet You: what would happen if you strapped a piece of butter to a cats back You: butter side up SarahB: Don't tell me you want me to find a search for this? You: if you could that would be much appreciated SarahB: I was hoping your search would be something in the family of nutrition. You: haha You: nah im not really into healthy foods You: wow You: you settled it You: do you want to know the answer? SarahB: Are these results sufficient? SarahB: Yes. You: haha i have you interested now You: u sure you want to know? SarahB: I just sent one more search for you. SarahB: Maybe not. You: the first one settled it You: no you do You: honest You: its a really good answer SarahB: Is there anything else I can help you with on this subject this evening? You: If a piece of buttered toast was attached to the back of a cat, when dropped, the cat/buttered toast combination should hover, spinning just above the ground, as it tries unsuccessfully to resolve the inevitable conflict of non-scientific certainties. + You: surely this cannot actually happen You: can it? SarahB: I will have to remember that. SarahB: Why don't you try it to prove the theory?? You: can you search to see if this is scientifically possible? You: or if it has been tried? SarahB: Might be an interesting experiment. You: indeed it would SarahB: I don't know if I can find that or not but I will look a moment. You: could you see if one's already been done as I don't have any bread in the house or a cat You: thankyou8
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: TeriK TeriK: Welcome to ChaCha! TeriK: Hello. TeriK: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: i need to find a horse with no head TeriK: How can I help you with looking for a guide? You: i need a guide to the shire TeriK: I think we have a technical problem. TeriK: Have a good day. TeriK: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. mine didn't work!!!!
Web | News | Images | Video | Audio Guide Session Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: BrendenJ BrendenJ: Welcome to ChaCha! BrendenJ: Hi You: hi ive got a question on birds BrendenJ: Ok You: why do they suddenly appear BrendenJ: Can you clarify? BrendenJ: What do you mean they suddenly appear? You: well it only happens everytime you are near see. really strange. Just needed some info You: i think your just like me BrendenJ: Im honestly confused BrendenJ: Birds just appear around you? BrendenJ: Maybe they are expecting food from you? You: maybe they long to be...........close to you BrendenJ: Maybe they are attracted to you? BrendenJ: Maybe that is a good thing You: tell me about pidgeon seeds BrendenJ: Ok, one moment You: what happened on the day that you were born BrendenJ: I cried You: no angles then You: dreams coming true? moon dust? BrendenJ: If you would like to search for anything else, submit a new search keyword BrendenJ: Have a great day! BrendenJ: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Amanda L Amanda L: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi amanda, thanks alot Amanda L: Hello How can I be of help to you on your search today You: look, i Really need your help right now Amanda L: what are you needing assistance with? You: i'm in Iraq right now working undercover for the CIA You: but i am trapped in a building You: i need you to get hold of someone for me You: do you think you could do that? Amanda L: that depends You: ok amanda, i need you to ring the american embassy in iraq and tell them that agent deaks is cut off Amanda L: I am sorry but I think it is a shame when you take it upon yourself to offer frivolous accounts especially when we still have so many men and women that are in Iraq. You should be ashamed of yourself You: copy my exact words and you may save a life or two today Amanda L: I am ending this nonesense search Have a nice day
here's mine... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: ElinC ElinC: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello there ElinC: Hi there, feeling blue today? You: i certinaly am You: what about you? ElinC: I'm so sorry to hear that You: thank you You: its nice to talkw ith someone who will listen ElinC: No I'm actuallly alright, getting ready to have my daughters make lunch You: lovely You: which country do u live in? ElinC: Maybe I could find you some entertaining sites ElinC: US, but I am Norwegian You: yes that would be nice You: oh You: cool ElinC: ok ElinC: where are you at? You: what are they making you for dinner? You: england You: its cold and it sucks You: and my cat has ran away ElinC: They are making american pancakes You: wow thats lovely You: is it a spcial occasion? ElinC: yeah,,, sounds like where we moved from in Norway, cold and wet and grey You: my cat has ran away You: do u have any pets? ElinC: I'm trying to remember the video site that is so popular now ElinC: yes a cat You: aww You: i dont know why mine hasnt come back yet ElinC: well, it moved in... we never really got her, she got us ElinC: It probably will get back soon You: i hope so You: what if she's dead? You: i dont think i can go on ElinC: Sure you can You: when are u finsiehd work? ElinC: whenever I want You: thats great ElinC: Have a look at these sites, they might cheer you up a bit You: i have to work at certain times You: thank you You: youre very kind ElinC: So are you, hope your cat will be back soon You: i hope u enjoy your pancakeds with your daughter ElinC: Our cat goes away for weeks then suddenly pops up again You: what is he/she called? ElinC: I will , take care of yourself have fun ElinC: Blackie You: thank you, kind sir You: bye for now ElinC: bye ElinC: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended legEND
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: LindaH LindaH: Welcome to ChaCha! LindaH: Hello and how are you today? You: hi linda You: im fine you LindaH: Good thanks! You: goood LindaH: What can I help you locate? You: i have a hangover whats the best remedy for curing it LindaH: Let me find you some links! Just a moment! You: ok You: come on linda you're slacking You: erm......hello LindaH: Still seaching...here are a couple of links for you to check out! You: oh just the two i thought you'd gone You: maybe i caught you out haha LindaH: Still here...here's a third site for you. You: ok LindaH: Anything else today? You: i have cat that keeps maiking funny noises LindaH: I don't think I can help with that. You: awwww You: LindaH: Drink lots of water and have a good day! LindaH: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
