I'm Mortified

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  1. Tidygirlashers

    Tidygirlashers Registered User

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    I'm Mortified

    We've just had the Sky installed in our new flat but when the guy was tuning it in he was testing to see if the vcr was working and he pressed play and staright away what appears on the screen but one of my boyfriends pornos.

    Straight away he pressed stop and I just apologised , said it was my boyfriends and walked out of the sitting room cos my face just lit up.

    I'm blushing now just typing this.


    :oops: :oops: :eek: :blush: :blush: .
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  3. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    :lol: :lol:

    quality
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    Bless.. look on the bright side though.. at least it wasn't scat!
    Plus you've probably made him giggle a bit :)
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: hahaha. that sounds like the setting of a cheesey chan 5 porno. how ironic
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    He probably been on the phone telling all of his mates about this lass weho tried to get him hot by playing porn and then offering to pay him via acts opf pleasure rather than cash ! :lol:

    your the talk of sky tv :D
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    i bet you get promotional offers to subscribe to playboy and television x now
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    hahaha filthy

    what a cunt ripper.
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    lmao thats class , when i got telewest installed at my old flat the guys had to get behind my pc desk to get to the wireing etc , when i went to check to see if it was going ok the blokes were sitting thumbing thru some old mags i had under some other stuff that had toppled off when they moved my desk back :oops:
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    Re: Re: I'm Mortified

    What's scat?:confused:
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    u dont wanna know, honestly it wont enhance ur life a bit

    @lashes, hahahahah nice1
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    The art of turning someone into a dung beetles girlfriend
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    :confused:

    How odd!
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    Ok... I understand what you mean now (I just did a google image search on scat!!)
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    Home made scat :oops:
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    u havn't post since, u must be enjoying it :lol:
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    Haha
    No, I'm just in shock :p

    Oh well, you learn something new every day I suppose!

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