Indian Food

Indian Food

Think I will suffer badly after eating.......

12 pompadums
1 keema nan bread
1 Lamb madras
1 rice
6 onion bajis
12 bottles of corona


and a lime

all for myself

Pissed....happy....keep the camrea...hope it bursts into flames and burns down your house....WITH YOU IN IT

"burp"

night night x

You've just made me hungry

Not had a curry in ages either!

if it makes you feel better it was lush.....but I fear I will need an ambulance come tomorow morning

My next door neighbour owns 3 of the biggest ruby houses in the town, seen him last week cos i used to work for them - one of them (of about 6 brothers) was like :

"fucking hell man aint seen u for ages, pop in some time"

No probs mate i bet u appreciate 10 mates chewing there dials off or mortal drunk f'n n blinding non stop after last orders

I will hold them to that.

twat

I'll have one next week on curry mile when i go see the wife

I'll have to settle with cheese on toast tonight though lol

make sure I'm there

don't know if I should run the risk of a spliff after so much to drink....I fear I may re-decorate my bedroom with Dulux shade of Sanjay

ahh takeaways, best idea in the world befoer you tuck in, last thing you ever wanna look at again after youve just forced that last spoonfull down, good times

Re: Indian Food

get the toilet roll in the freezer for the morning lol