Influenced Accidents

Influenced Accidents

Just wondering if anyone has been concussed/badly injured by a fall or something when under the influence of say alcohol?

I inquire about this after a fall down a flight of twenty stairs the other week I had a big egg on my head at Jaunt

It was funny afterwards though...Ive never done anything like that before but I'm sure theres a few on here that have some good stories to tell! :wiggle:

I always fall over when I'm taking my jeans off but that's about it.
Rachels always falling ower like, She fell down the stairs in the pictures before. That was quite funny.

sorry rach!

Almost everytime I go out I have an accident.

My mate Graeme did that on purpose for a joke it was pretty raj like.

How many stairs was it they r canny high lol?

Did anyone video it? I wouldn't dare, i'd feel proper

She stumbled down the last few and sprained her ankle, I couldn't help but laugh at the time. I always burst out laughing when someone falls over and then once you realise they've actually hurt themselves you give them the "ooooo are you alright?"

I tried to walk down a really high banister at this house party a few years ago, slipped off, fell about 8 foot and fractured my heel and dooshed my head

well sore

Wtf I can imagine u trying to walk down a high bannister lol it was never going to work really not just you anyone

Yeah its total trademark falling down banter!

Nobody filmed it I think it was a bit too spur of the moment!

I totally wouldnt do that its a bit lol it probably really hurt too.

My mate did that after I went down the stairs she was just like Dude wtf....and I really didnt know what had happen it was so sudden!

I decided to go into someones loft at work without a light - i paid the price. As i stormed up the ladders i smashed my head on a joist and fell off the ladders and onto the floor in a muddled heap - right in front of a 70 odd year old lady.

I had a huge lump on my head and gashed my leg open. What a plonker!

You plonker!

I jumped into the back of the transit that was delivering bread at the supermarket I was working at and smacked my head on the shutter door, knocked out, fell backwards and landed flat out in the cream buns tray. proper slapstick style

A mate of mine was at a house party up in a loft and somehow fell out the window

fell 3 floors, broken both his ankles and his pelvis and gave himself a massive cut on his head.

Was in hospital for about 2/3 months then on one of his first nights out he drank a bottle of Buckfast and loads of Absinthe, went to kick a football, missed and fell over and recut his head wide open

Years ago when i was in the Army a pissed up lad tried having a shit out of the barracks window and fell 2 storys! He got medically discharged! Imagine him telling future employers what happened!

I posted this ages ago on b3ta.com, nearly won QOTW too!



Many moons ago, a lad i knew, we'll call him Gary, for that was his name did drink copious amount and vanish from a night out. He re-appeared the next day limping with 2 bent ankles. Turned out he'd wandered into a city centre multi story car park then tried to 'take a short cut' off the 2nd floor.

2 broken ankles, 1 broken leg, 2 broken arms and a broken back. Him in almost comedy full body cast, alá Carry On style.. Needless to say, he didn't want to park his lunch. EVER - Cause he wasn't allowed to get up, they'd just roll him over and slide a board underneath him for him to 'defecate' onto. 7 days i think he lasted before he though he was going explode turds from his ears. Anyways, the nurse had to be present to 'check for normal stools' - and she brought a handful of trainees. Who took it in turns to help wipe his arse once he'd laid the largest chod in history onto the 'turd tray'

Woooooah I just found out my flatmate has knocked her two front teeth out? I should so not have written this thread...

but

injured myself a few times but worst was probably after a heavy night, after leaving a friends flat i nipped back to get my wallet. Knocked on the door but instantly felt the onset of a whitey so leant against the wall. next thing i know i'm waking up on the sofa in the flat. I'd passed out just after knocking and smashed my head on the corner of the pebble-dashed wall. fractured skull and serious concussion....and 3 days off work

Madness!

I was drinking all day once when I was younger then went 2 like a mates, mates 'family house party' and wrapped it down the stairs and anihalated the coffee table at the bottom after 15 minits, my Pal tried 2 walk me home but he let me walk on my own twice and I fell over n hit my chin off the concrete twice so we sat down on a wall.

He woke me up the next day with a phone call askin where I'd gone the night before, he said he must have fallen asleep on the wall and when he woke up I was gone..

I went downstairs and my Mum was giving me evils so I asked her what was wrong, she explained that I'd boshed my way up the stairs into the bathroom and pissed everywere then face planted into the towell radiator which buckled back into the wall springing a leek which I was found lying in and 'having a fit'

Bahaha what a tit.