iv infected most of newcastles clubland with a harsh virus

iv infected most of newcastles clubland with a harsh virus

squeezing this down a bit....i got food poisoned when in ibiza early season (thank you Azul apartmentos crew) and was really really ill for a week, like confined to bed and shitting water, stomach cramps etc...i started to feel better but still couldnt eat and felt iffy for weeks afterwards....i gave the bug to my flatmate and he was ill as well tho not as bad... i flew back home for a couple of weeks still not 100 percent an went out with maitland first night..gave him the bug he was so ill he went to the doctors... another of my mates woke up in bed covered in shit and blood after a night out with me..lololol. maitland had tests done at the doctors and the bug was something harsh like compilabacta or something and he had enviromental heath round his house trying to contact him urgently, leaving a hand delivered letter at his house and his neighbours!! so i decided to go to the hospital as well even tho i was feeling better by now...i gave them some poo poo to test and went on my way... couple of weeks later i wentto my GP for the results, no record of me even attending hospital so i thought fuck it i am better anyway..

yesterday i rang home (i am in spain) and spoke to my dad to see if i had any important mail etc and he said enviromental heath have been urgently seeking me and that i am carring some weird bug and that i have "infected more than 80 ppl in newcastle" and they asked "does he have anything to do with nightclubs in newcastle" apperently i shouldnt have left the country and have "probally infected the whole plane"

I know they know i am the start of this outbreak :fart: cos i told the hospital i brought it back from spain but how the hell have they come up with the clubbing link :spangled: do u think the hospitals have been filled with cyberkids with soiled ravepants!! ha ha ha i find it all rather amusing

bloody hell

well you do get about mr

urgh i left the infected come to mine last week

apparently it could be fatal if left untreated mr !!!

i feel fine my immune system is very healty for a oap

has anyone on here sampled my fine germs

Fuking hell that madness that!!

Re: iv infected most of newcastles clubland with a harsh virus

Edit everything saying: "environmental Health" with STD Clinic

claire just made a valid point

if you infected marky when you came home

how come none of us have been ill you partied at grahams not long after you were back

was it when you and mark had special time ?

Columbian flu?

I seen you in Digi Pike and never got it, thank fuck for that

Re: iv infected most of newcastles clubland with a harsh virus

Pike you really should use lube instead of doing people up the arse dry :tut:

riddled old man

haha get in, get yourself upto st james park for a bit of a tour. kudos tho for bringing illness to half of tyneside

Pike seriously, no need to share ur bowel movements

slut

Are you talking to me, punk?

no the fish he's deadly

its from poo on my hands haha i wash them but soap dosnt kill this bad boy

:sick: :rofl: :sick:

I've never laughed while gaging before!!