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Ive got my kids wedding in Hereford on the 19th.

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  1. Mel B

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    Ive got my kids wedding in Hereford on the 19th.

    and im just thinking about the reception. Will i play it cool as fuck or just get in there, help peeps. What chat up lines do i use? Theres going to be some skirt there and i was just wondering how to get a piece of the action like. Word. Dont do drugs kidz, it fooks with your head.

    The Geordie accent has to be a winner.
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    i'm going to hereford in august......fishing (dont fucking laff!).....whereaouts in hereford?
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    :eek: fishing ?!?!

    How can we not laugh - is this a regular thing ??

    I havent got the patience for that, or the fucking thermals come to think of it with the shitty UK weather :(

    :lol:
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    All i know is its beside Walse, Staying with my Aunt in Abergfuckingvenny.
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    not a regular thing....but couldnt aford to go abroad so i settled on the anual family fishing trip....





    i have no life:(
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    A feel shit now, sorry !

    :(
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    no you dont.......i do....fishing for a week!!
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    You might get some canny catches :eek:
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    OI you two, stop fucking hijacking this thread. I need advice on how to get my rocks off with a southern bird ffs.
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    just be your normal self :)
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    Your doing well Ian if your asking on a message board on chat up lines etc :lol:
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    pay them?
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    Im just gageing peeps opinions on whether i should fuck the first bird that comes on to me or play it cool. Its not until the 19th like, and all the randoms that come on here havent a fucking clue who i am. Word.
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    Thats an option like.
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    hope you've got enough money!:D
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    Nope im skintos. *ahem* Just out of interest, How much would a slag cost down there,
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    Ask Jeeves ?!?!
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    lol.....you could always buy a cow instead
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    You offering like:) :)
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    fookin cheek........good comeback tho!

    and no....i'm prime beef material!
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