Jayne Middlemiss

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    Jayne Middlemiss

    Anyone just watched Bognor or Bust? She's fit as fuck :love: :drool:

    Proper Geordie bird too :king:

    Programme was shit though...
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    nah - think u will find she is a proper bedlington lass:D

    now does that make her inbred like me?:rolleyes: :p :D ;)
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    Her accent's class :love:

    And no, because I think she's lush ;) :p
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    She can suck my cock like.

    :drool: :up:
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    Nah, but just watched that 9/11 conspiracies program, what a load of poo. Makes you think that the ridiculous theories are put about by the governments/secret governments/space aliens themselves to make people ignore the ones that have substance.
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    Those conspiracies are generally established by paranoid schizophrenics. I try to stear clear...

    I'd much rather have been watching Jayne Middlemiss say 'Howay' :love:

    Vin > Surely you've met at some D-list celebrity parties? ;)
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    Bastard.

    Did he have a pop at her?

    You'd have to, wouldn't you?
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    aye she is, saw her in the spar just along from my old house. her mam and dad live on my old estate. thought it was her then thought it coulda been her sister. checked her feet to make sure coz her sister's are webbed apparently :lol:
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    As if you stood in the shop and made the poor lass take her shoes off... :rolleyes:
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    :rofl:

    she was wearin strappy shoes u :dunce:
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    :lol:

    So you just stood staring at her feet?! Bet she thought you were some kind of deranged foot fetishist
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    i am :D
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    :lol:
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    Did you lick them?
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    nah couldn't, wor lass was standin right next to me :(
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    Gutter :( :cry:
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    middlemiss was hotter on robot wars,,

    what more can u want in a programme, fighting robots and middlemiss!!!!


    :rolleyes: :evil:
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    Jayne Middlemiss's twin sister getting in on it?

    :D
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    thats a fact!!! :) :) :)

    (never knew she had a twin)
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    I didn't neither, was just a fantasy... :drool:

    Does she?

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