just..

just..

sat down on my chair and it fell apart...

if only i hadnt been laffing n sat on it properly i cud have blagged claims direct for some compo...

Better lay off them pies now hey

Classic

aye..

i was sat on my knees on it.. if u know what i mean.. and rode forward on it and the back fell off and then the seat bit

(2 screws did fall out yesterday mind... )

Do you get a nice new chair now then

ive just been on a mission round the building for a chair.. came bk and they've lined up 7 or so for me

gona test em out and get a decent 's' groove going while watching the nu family guys.. not got much on today you see....

Re: just..

Bat Fastard..

Re: Re: just..

clumsy c unt more like


sorted with my nu chair now tho...

Sounds like a canny case of "Scott Bond Syndrome"

hahahaha

the chair did have 8 screws bk in july... and then had 1 left in yesterday... and fell out.. but was still ok..

and i killed it this morning...



we've put it back together with no screws ready for the nxt victim to sit on it... (account manager :laugh: )

GOOD WORK!!!!

still in school r we??

nah.. work is much more fun...

Cant beat a practical joke like

You can't like

Try this one :: If you work in an office and have a coffee/tea machine, offer to go and get the drinks in! Before you go you must pick out one person you'd like to "Get". On returning from the drinks machine dish out everyones drink but leave the person you picked till last. Put their drink on your desk, pick up an empty cup and say to the person "Was yours the coffee??" (you've got to be careful and make sure they don't know your carrying an empty cup), once they've replied head over to give them their drink, when your right next to the person pretend to trip up and drop "the empty" cup on them!! and just watch there face..

Martin - Remember when ya get bored, do them posters

classic retail prank : we had manneguins on display dressed in the latest chav addidas trackies... anyways, get skinny supervisor to dress in said chav attire, hat, balaclava the lot - lay out back in a manneguin-esq position then get fragile newbie you've been bullying all week to "bring it onto the shop floor as we're about to put it up"

Que she goes to pick up the mannequin, the mannequin tries to grab her - ear splitting screams reverberate around shop.










* apologies for constant mis-spelling of mannequin

That makes me want to go back into retail management JUST so I can pull that one off :laugh:

it never failed....