love kerry. can always rely on her solutions to resolve problematic loners trying to chat up people's girlfriends. lesbian tactics
i've never studied someone being knocked back that many times by a bird in one night. when you're not drinking and have nothing better to do, it's suprisingly fun.
funny thing was Kerry told him her & Jess were dyks, then Jess was coming over and kissing me, must have thought I had it sorted with them both GUTTED he was
I was talking to Gary one of the doorman, he said he was shouting down the street "do you know who I am?" silly boy........on the last bus with you...TRAMP
Funny as fuck cos every charver says that "Me half brother uncles cousin is family with the such and such and there hard as fuck"