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  1. TheSpence

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    Man jailed after shooting his testicles

    A British man who accidentally shot himself in the te sticles after drinking 15 pints of beer has been jailed for five years for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman says.


    David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire when he went home to get his sawn-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.


    But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testic les during emergency surgery.


    Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.


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    Sheffield folk what they like;)
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    BOLLOCKS!!!!

    :laugh:
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  4. Miller

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    Unlucky that!:lol:
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    Thats a lesson kidz, dont get into scrapes, grab a gun, shove it down yer troosers, and shoot your balls.:D :D :D :D
    Mel B, Jul 13, 2004
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  6. Miller

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    I bet you he won't be shooting again!!:lol: :lol: :lol:
    Miller, Jul 13, 2004
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    He can try like, but he's got no nuts to shoot, the fucking numbnut.:D :D :D
    Mel B, Jul 13, 2004
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    :lol:
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Numbnutless!!:lol:
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Cor, Stephen, ya full of one liners tonight :p
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    I know, I'm mint. Bet you can't wait till I get down, you'll be in fits of laughter all night!! But only when I take my pants down! :( :p
    Miller, Jul 13, 2004
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    :lol:
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    Your supposed to laugh at my one liners, not her one liners about my one liners!:(
    Miller, Jul 13, 2004
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    But her one liner was great;)
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    Fair enough!:strop: :strop:
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    :rolleyes:
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    Thanks anyways!:D :lol: :p
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: Just got that, chin up man Miller.
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