Marks & Spencers

Marks & Spencers

It is to old people what bus stops are to pikeys.

I've been meaning to rant about how much I fucking hate walking through that shop every day to get onto northumberland street. I challenge anyone to walk from one side of the place to the other without being slowed down to a snails pace by 2 grannies with a combined height of 5 foot blocking any way to get past.

I actually saw an old man asleep on a display chair today, either that or her was dead.

Er thats about it really.

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story??

it pisses me off when your walking behind one and they do a fucking u-turn in the middle of the isle

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hahaha i remember that mate, when that lass stopped infront of u so u picked that packet of fruit up and threw it off her head

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Your forgetting the real story of fighter mike the enemy of Christmas. He makes the Grinch look like a reindeer.

For some reason Rossy hates Christmas and always picks on one person and fights them during the festive season.

Last year me Rossy and Pete were on our way to Crasher when we walked through M&S and there was this christmas stand of robots and me and pete had a quick look whereas Rossy picked one up, got angry and threw it across the floor. This little girl (about 2) was holding her mams hand and rossy shoulder barged the mam knocking the helpless child to the floor where she hit her head off the hard floor.

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i know mate, its shocking at first but then u get used to seeing things like this from him, like the christmas before and his fight at the travellers, while all of us were dancing to the sound of music, rossys feet were being used for kicking in an old high school nerd in the toilets, it's only once a year though so we let it slide.

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Lets not forget his fight with any high school nerdling, his only crime was that rossy saw his Petroleum boxers and decided then he deserved to have his new years eve ruined. The last thing he saw in 2005 was rossys fist.

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haha aye if it wasn't embarresing enough the first time round flashing his petroleum brand to the arriva onlookers, rossy had to bring it up at a new years eve party, then!!! go on to crack the lad one.

rossy doesnt look the type to pick on people like.

I know but (in the musical stylings of the christmas song) come the season to be jolly, rossy gets raj and off his trolley

humbug

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haha I have wanted to do that so many times

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Ah shit, got myself all excited there for a moment

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haha funnily enough I have been on the receiving end of dodgy phonecalls all day!