matt hardwicks chat up lines....

matt hardwicks chat up lines....

met him last week @ promise, "have i seen you somewhere before? where do i know you from?"

me....er you dont mate, do you like my dance :bonkers: :wiggle: :clap:

lol....

any other crap lines youve heard??

Re: matt hardwicks chat up lines....

fancy going on the big wheel?

buy us a drink and i might get off with ya!

Matt wasnt chatting you up.

Me to my lass 97 times


'SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL'



has been unsucessful 97 times

try a more suttle aproach treat her like a princess and she'll
act like a dirty hore

mate , after 3 years I have to try anything i can

also if you treat her nice you won't have to ask, she'll just do it, when you least expect it.

Waking up in the morning to a blowjob is fucking mint.

A new saying of the month that a few of my m8's have passed on is "Suck is off yi scruffy cunt"

Could be used as a chat up line i suppose

yeah thanks for the relationship tip you moby

is that a mirror in your knickers cause I can see myself in them

moby?

ya fucka av'e been w my lass about three years
n all and a dont even bother trying unless it's an advanced appointment, n fuck now's what'l happen when a sprog comes
along it'l be like the bastard dentist 6 month appointments
am on four month appontment's now

fuck that if your bird aint giving you twice a day bin her.

first one's a bit shit like dan

but loving the second one worth a try even if you end up with a slap

think of a famous moby and ye shall find the answer

you think i look like moby? class, moby's cool as fook

oh how naive you are

think of another famous moby

not at all I've just got a high sex drive if she aint putting out she aint the girl for me simple as.