matt hardwicks chat up lines....

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  1. casy

    casy Dirty Slut

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    matt hardwicks chat up lines....

    met him last week @ promise, "have i seen you somewhere before? where do i know you from?"

    me....er you dont mate, do you like my dance :bonkers: :wiggle: :dance: :clap:

    lol....

    any other crap lines youve heard??
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  3. Alexander

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    Re: matt hardwicks chat up lines....

    fancy going on the big wheel?:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    canada is on the horizon once more
    buy us a drink and i might get off with ya!
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    GeordieLee Registered User

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    Matt wasnt chatting you up. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Phil Mitchell check me a dollar brer?

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    Me to my lass 97 times


    'SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL'



    has been unsucessful 97 times
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    andrew gibson Registered User

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    :lol: :lol:

    try a more suttle aproach treat her like a princess and she'll
    act like a dirty hore
  8. Phil Mitchell

    Phil Mitchell check me a dollar brer?

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    mate , after 3 years I have to try anything i can :lol:
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    Alexander Registered User

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    also if you treat her nice you won't have to ask, she'll just do it, when you least expect it.

    Waking up in the morning to a blowjob is fucking mint.
  10. Mr.B.ThatsMe

    Mr.B.ThatsMe 'yi raji puff

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    A new saying of the month that a few of my m8's have passed on is "Suck is off yi scruffy cunt" :lol:

    Could be used as a chat up line i suppose :love: :dunce:
  11. Phil Mitchell

    Phil Mitchell check me a dollar brer?

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    yeah thanks for the relationship tip you moby
  12. Alexander

    Alexander Registered User

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    is that a mirror in your knickers cause I can see myself in them
  13. Alexander

    Alexander Registered User

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    :confused: moby?
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    :lol: :lol: ya fucka av'e been w my lass about three years
    n all and a dont even bother trying unless it's an advanced appointment, n fuck now's what'l happen when a sprog comes
    along it'l be like the bastard dentist 6 month appointments
    am on four month appontment's now :rolleyes: :lol:
  15. Alexander

    Alexander Registered User

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    fuck that if your bird aint giving you twice a day bin her.
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    first one's a bit shit like dan:rolleyes:

    but loving the second one worth a try even if you end up with a slap:lol:
  17. Phil Mitchell

    Phil Mitchell check me a dollar brer?

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    think of a famous moby and ye shall find the answer
  18. Alexander

    Alexander Registered User

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    you think i look like moby? class, moby's cool as fook
  19. Phil Mitchell

    Phil Mitchell check me a dollar brer?

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    :lol: oh how naive you are
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    Phil Mitchell check me a dollar brer?

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    think of another famous moby
  21. Alexander

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    not at all I've just got a high sex drive if she aint putting out she aint the girl for me simple as.

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