motivation

motivation

WANTED

1 x MR (or MRS) MOTIVATOR
Required to:
Get me out of bed at 7:15 and no later. Bucket/Water can be used, or you are welcome to just hit me with the bucket.
Get me to eat less crap and hide all biscuits at work before I RAID THE TIN army stylee
Provide healthy snacks so full of fibre I will be shitting cups of tea infinitely better than the produce of a hangover
MAKE ME GO TO THE GYM AFTERWARDS AND NOT GIVE UP AND GO HOME - Going home and 'coming back after dinner' IS FAILURE BECAUSE I NEVER GO. FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.

How do you motivate yourself?

i took up danger wanking, because wanking inside got a bit boring and i couldn't motivate myself, but now i danger wank all the time.

In the lift is the best, you just never know what floor it'll open on.

unless you have one of those lifts which tell you (that's cheating)

for ultimate danger wanking i prefer kids playgrounds, if you get caught your going to prison for life, the rush is immense.

Big fan of the danger badboy...

even thats getting boring i'm gonna need a more dangerous fix soon, but i can't think of anything.

Wank openly in public?

On a bus, at the checkouts, on Northumberland Street...you get the idea

How is wanking in public going to get me to the gym?

I'll try anything once.

Because you will run away in fear, the gym will seem a safe haven.

wank in the gym while doing your training, two workouts in one

i could start my own tv show, called danger wank.

Forearm workout, plus when you ultimately get spotted on Northumberland street cracking one off think of it as a few hundred yards on the treadmill.

Aparently wanking can burn up to 100 cals..

that must be why i'm so thin

Are you danger wanking outside your house???

Apparently...

5 MegaWanks.. :rofl:

I'd not be surprised though with your decking out the back it'd be enough to turn anyone on!!!!ha ha ha![COLOR]



Or are you just doing it on top of your covers and calling Andre up the stairs????