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  1. Cookee

    Cookee Registered User

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    Mumps

    The girl I sit next to is off with Mumps :( Shit. Isnt this really contagious? I really dont want mumps. Im paranoid now as well. I thought this was a childs thing??! Grrr
    Cookee, Feb 6, 2007
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  3. Pierre

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    Re: Mumps


    Did you get the vacernation when you were younger?
    Pierre, Feb 6, 2007
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    Mumps eh? I can see me coming down with these quite soonish :D
    Craig_M, Feb 6, 2007
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  5. J

    J Mummy To A Baby Boy

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    Re: Mumps

    Well at least youll get two weeks of work / uni or college

    Its very contagious :king:
    J, Feb 6, 2007
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  6. Cookee

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    Re: Re: Mumps

    I would imagine so.

    I dont want hamster cheeks :(

    *edit* I dont get paid for sick days yet tho :(
    Cookee, Feb 6, 2007
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    Just keep going into work but wear a scarf so no-one can see your hamster cheeks :up:
    Craig_M, Feb 6, 2007
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    You will have gotten an MMR vaccine when you were a kid Cooks?
    BRID, Feb 6, 2007
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    Yeah Im sure I did. Does that mean I wont get them?? :D
    Cookee, Feb 6, 2007
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    This may help

    First signs and symptoms may be fever, headache, muscle and joint pains, or feeling more sleepy than usual

    Ear pain and abdominal (belly) pain.


    Not hungry and thirsty. Your child may have nausea (feel sick to his stomach) or vomiting (throwing up).


    Pain when chewing or moving the mouth. Eating sour or tangy foods or drinks may cause your child's glands to make more saliva. This can cause increased pain.


    Swollen parotid glands on one or both sides of the cheeks and neck. These glands may be hard and painful.
    Pierre, Feb 6, 2007
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    the day i went to lisbon to watch the boro play sporting i got the swine. couldnt eat or drink properly and was walking about mumped up to fuck wiv big lumps hanging off me for head and neck

    bad times
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    Fuck that dont sound nice like mate :eek:
    Pierre, Feb 6, 2007
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    Aye I wouldnt fancy having to watch the Boro play either
    Craig_M, Feb 6, 2007
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    dont know much about mumps - but i hope you are ok and so is the girl sitting near you
    E-von, Feb 6, 2007
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    WHAT THE FUCK?
    ManofScience, Feb 6, 2007
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  16. Lamb

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    i no someone who had mumps. it can make ut testies swell up :eek: it can also make you infertile
    Lamb, Feb 6, 2007
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    I managed to get mumps even though I had the injection :lol:

    Only had hamster cheeks mind.
    Broony, Feb 6, 2007
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    an egg head & hamster cheeks :lol:
    Ruth, Feb 7, 2007
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    has anyone seen the ads for that kid who's skull is growing like a cone and making his eyes pop out? :eek: Think its on channel 5 on Mon, looks well freaky
    Craig_M, Feb 7, 2007
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  20. Lamb

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    aiiii, iv seen it like. Theyve called it "the boy with the new head". they always call them something amusing without being obviously nasty
    Lamb, Feb 7, 2007
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    [​IMG]

    :D :lol: :p
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