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  1. Doogy

    Doogy Banned

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    newcastle fans

    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway.

    Nothing is moving.

    Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

    The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"



    "Terrorists have kidnapped 3 Newcastle football fans.

    They're asking for a £10 million ransom.

    Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.
    We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."



    "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.









    "About a gallon"
    Doogy, Jun 23, 2006
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  3. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    original :eek:
    M.C.E, Jun 23, 2006
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  4. wallyjumblat

    wallyjumblat Registered User

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    and in the wrong forum tbf !

    Whats next knock kncok jokes :rolleyes:
    wallyjumblat, Jun 23, 2006
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  5. Lee

    Lee original gowans artwork

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    LMFAO mint joke, theyre just pissed off cos they were unfortunate enough to be born geordie
    Lee, Jun 23, 2006
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    :lol: :lol: what planet are you on? stuck up is the last word i'd use to describe geordies


    funny joke to:lol: :lol: :lol:
    Alexander, Jun 23, 2006
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    mr.K motherfucker

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    u see what jealousy does to u leeroy,,,
    mr.K, Jun 23, 2006
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    Re: newcastle fans

    haha knob







    funny though :lol:
    Marley, Jun 23, 2006
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    Geordies arent stuck up!
    Jess C, Jun 25, 2006
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