Oh dear

Oh dear

I've just been chopping chillies and then I went for a piss

Re: Oh dear

I bet the chillies are ruined now then.

This is fucking agony. Feels like I've been slashed with a hot knife.

Why a hot knife?

His dick is made of butter? :spangled:

Chillies do fucking nack like, I rubbed me eyes after cutting them before.

Re: Oh dear

Al swap u 4 an ingrown toe nail!

can i ask you a question Gow? It may seem a little forward but.............. why did you put olbas oil on ya testicles?

Original source minty is pretty nasty like... never again

A fuck!, i was slow with my wise crack... i just dawned on me..

hes got a "nob of butter"

that woulda been so much better first time round!

aye it would of. still funny though.

i put mint original source on me cock and balls all the time



am i a sadist

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you should wash your bellend in listerine

Soak up an airwave in the damp cavern of ya foreskin

i once poured a full bucket of menthol water into my shorts in a sauna for a dare

needless to say it wasnt the most comfortable thing ever

this gimp at my school used to spray lynx on his bellend after swimming for a laugh

sounds like one of those kerazee rugger boys who gets their cocks out at every opportunity

I remem when i worked in me next door neighbours restaraunt bout 9 years ago and they changed the washing powder they washed the dishes with, shall i say i washed them with

Anyways goes for a piss and everythings ok, ten minutes later am hung like a fucking donkey

Id had an allergic reaction to the powder and down there had swelled to something stupid, was sound when the emergency doctor come out and there's me "aye well i went to the bog for a slash and come out like Tommy T Bone"

I can now be seen in Junior G dabbing Deepio powder on me tadger when out with my lass...