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  1. Lee

    Lee original gowans artwork

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    Pain

    just went to run out of my bedroom when i booted a set of weights my accident :lol:

    childbirth hasnt got shit on a toe stubbing
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    I fell flat on my face pissed the other week, had scabs on my face, arm, hand and knee they fuckin knacked :cry:

    Every time i opened my mouth to eat the scab split :evil:
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    i think your probably wrong there mate, it sooner stubb my toe than try and shit a watermelon out my arse
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    you sure you just didnt go down on some grot from the bigg ,market?? :lol:
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    Lee original gowans artwork

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    they get drugs these days man :lol: not like it used to be in the old days.

    3 women, a big set of tweezers, a tub of warm water and a dirty blanket
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    what about child pregnancy:lol:
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    still wouldn't fancy it, even if i was unconscious i'm sure it hurts like hell for ages afterwards
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    yeah and they are like wizards sleeves too!!

    Toe stubbing is bad like, its one of those things that makes you swear uncontrolabley.

    I remember once, i was making my dinner, jumped out of my seat and swung my leg round...toe smashed off one of the casters on the setee, one toe went one way, another went the other way...absolutle agony for a week, i could hardly walk and it was extremely painful to put any weight on it.

    I remember hobbling down Northumberland street, totally killed :(
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    one of the good baggy fanny sayings, my fave is welly top
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    :lol: :lol:

    'beef gates' and 'gammon hangers' are also popular
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    these are the words i will use in the future to convince women that i'm not having kids:lol:
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    :lol:
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    You two are disgusting!
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    :p
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    clowns pocket :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    :lol: :lol:

    baby canyon
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