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    pete tong

    From another board

    This is a true story, told to me first-hand by not one, but two friends who were out on the town promoting last night. Check it out.......

    So Pete Tong played for his first time in San Diego last night......well almost. Seemed he showed up to the club that he was playing at a tad early, with a bombshell of a girl under his arm. Well turns out the girl is only 20 and can't get into the club 'cause she's underage(21+ drinking law). After a round or two of the "don't you know who I am?!" game and then a couple of "we don't give a fuck who you are" comments, Tongie decides he's offended, so his punches the owner of the club right in the mouth! About 2.5 seconds later, he realizes that was the wrong move to make as he's getting the shit kicked out of him by 3 big muhfuckin' bouncers in the middle of the street! He ends up getting quite an ESSENTIAL asswhooping, and his record box tossed across the street in to a pile of dirt. All of this happens in front of about 25 of his fans! Needless to say, the wanker didn't play....... Now that's what I call comedy!

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  3. Geordie

    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    Deffo went a bit "Pete Tong" then for him !

    *shit joke alert*

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    Essential :lol: :lol: :cry:
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    Dez Registered User

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    I can't believe Tongy would do that, he seems so sensible. Plus isn't he married with kids, I doubt he'd be walking round with a 20 year old stunner on his arm
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    Think about it.

    Your married wi kids and u get the chance 2 walk into a club, where u happen to be the centre of attention, with a 20yr old stunner on ya arm.

    I know i'd be tempted, especially if the wife's on the other side of the atlantic ocean!!!!

    (In case u read this lu, i wouldn't be tempted at all, honest!)
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    Still don't think he'd be stupid enough to create a big fuss. He's not exactly rock'n'roll.
    Nice signature by the way

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