.::Pig Love::.

.:ig Love::.

C'mon, who's Ever Been In Such A Mess That They Ended Up Humping A Hogg @ The End Of A Night Out?

Come to think of it never suppose there's always pammy and her 5 mates

ive fucked some rotters like....

ive fucked some rotters like....

Rotters, class

i think everyone's done it at some point int heir lives, but theres a few of us that have gone back a second time too

i was once half way thru with a lass (for the 2nd time in 2 weeks) when i looked at her and said "sorry pet, i just cannot do this!" and went downstairs for a bucket with the lads!!

Quality mate

hahahahhaha yesssssssss did u just leave her upstairs to fend for herself ?

Me & the lads all went out last year on the lash & thought it would be a howl if we played snog the dog. Witch we did. So we began our hunt for the dog, found a sweaty, pilled up vile mutant dancing like a shot monkey & decided she was the chosen one. I bottled it but all my mates ploughed threw her with no regrets & that was that. Till the next day, one of my mates said 'you no that horror from last night?' I said 'eye. what about her?' He said 'i chased after her & got her number' i said 'you fucking loser!' We all laughed, took the piss & had his life. He's now married to that pig & living with her down the road

your mate married a bird you all gangbanged one night...

Exactly!

imagine the best man bringing that up in the speeches at the wedding reception!

I was the best man & i had a few sleepless nights conjuring up a speech, beleive me!!!

aye, she stopped up there for quite a while like!!

(in my defence like she was an absolute horror!!)

did u mention it tho?!!!

speaking or animal pornish!!!

has anyone heard that .wav thats being bluetooth'd about, where a couple are shaggin, then a few minutes in he says 'makes noises like a sheep'.

Its so funny when she does it and he starts aswell i was crying when i heard it.

That really tickled me!

yes i have its a fucking crease!!

I nah one of me mates tryed to bluetooth me a animal porn video of some hill billy drilling a horse in a barn. not good. Saying that me mate who had it is a bit of a fucking weirdo. Still is.

did u mention it tho?!!!

Like shite did a mate, fuck that, it was awkward enough as it was. I had a speech planned out but when it come to the crunch a dropped me bait & gibberd on like a loonatic talking utter tripe.

one of the lads did that at me mate's wedding in march. halfway thru the speach he turns to the grooms brother and says "its not goin too well is it?!"