Pikes garden shed = Chav HQ (base for public disorder)

Pikes garden shed = Chav HQ (base for public disorder)

After sometime living away from Pikeington Villa's I have returned to find my back garden looking like someone has been fly tipping about a skips worth of rubbish in it. My pride and joy garden shed was half demolished and the window taken out and laid on the grass then it had been carefully destroyed with many bricks! MY best watering can was kicked and destroyed and I wont even go into the state of my old carpet cuttings. Evidence of Chav existence was all over........... empty can of gas...... ciggie butts....... one single nike air mac.........one beanie hat and a stripy top (im not kidding). I broke down and started crying on the lawn cradling my favourite watering can then pulled myself together and started cleaning up the glass....... at this my friendly fat neighbour popped his head over the now crooked and damaged fence and said "we had hell on here for two weeks!" apparently some chavs have been sitting in my shed using it as a gang hut and have been up to all sorts of mischief inc using my roof to climb into a neighbours house and steal stuff, the police have been out but surprise surprise no one was caught..... my kip hasn't been touched but I cant say the same for my shed iv hatched a cunning for some vigilante type revenge though......iv gave the fat neighbour my number and said ill leave the shed standing for now (I was going to put it out of its misery) and told him that if the chavs returned not to disturb them and to ring me immediately. I will then sneak up apon the chav tribe and make sure they never disrespect my shed again!!! I FEEL VIOLATED

a sad, but in some parts amusing story

teach these hooligans a lesson pike

Sorry but :laugh:

can i count on you dan?

HAVE YOU GOT MY BACK BIG BUDDIE?

It was the watering can wasn't it..

im going to photo my shed for comedy value

it looks like it belongs on saddams alloment

i want to know the story of the single trainer and where the hell did the randon 1970s light fittings come from? they wherent in my shed they even smashed my cute toy lady bird on my fence

That means...

WAR!!!! :evil:

I'M WITH YA

D A N G E R O U S

luckly the toy slug was untouched!! i think his camouflage saved him

lmfao.

Re: Pikes garden shed = Chav HQ (base for public disorder)

Should booby trap the shed that will teach the little bastards.

good idea

PM to Lee Foster

wrong thread fish face :fart:

:angel2:

Priceless

im going to bed

sleep with one eye open mate, you never know who's gonna invade your shed at this hour!!

i feel your pain Pike :hug: