Queens cousin Met a guy called ashley once at a camping party in Glenn Lyon. His mam is the queens cousin so he ownes a forrest and gets a monthly allowance to live off, how lucky? He looks nothing like you'd imagine, here's a pic of him with his dog.
I think he lied to you in the hope that he could shag you He looks like every tramp you see in a shop doorway complete with dog and musical instrument This is what the queens real relatives look like:
You should have seen the amount of forrest and cottages him and his fiancee had. That's the thing he doesn't have to work, so he's just chose to live a life of yoga and reading books in fields.
Emma has said that, you have, my sister has and my auntie I'm just waiting for Mummy and the corgi's to agree