Random Farting Thread

Random Farting Thread

Does anyone get one of those days when they can't stop farting?
They don't smell anymore, just pure air I think, I must have farted about 300 times today.
Might go and see a doctor

Oh dear Jimmy

Its best when i do it at work after a weekend on the garys or a night on the lash / indians !

All the old battles axes sharp move for a cuppa when i drop me back

I had jacket potato & beans yesterday for me dinner n last night it was non stop then same today and its same now

I haven't stopped all day, I've been eating bean toasties for a week now. Was dropping em in the tea room and smoking bubble at work before scooting out sharpish, leaving an oven-baked beany aroma for all to enjoy

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everyday mate! and theres nowt better than gettin lu with the old "air raid" when we go to bed

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Don't you just get proud when you drop one in bed and lift the covers?

You always have to end up doing the mexican wave with your feet when your arse falls out in bed tho

Farting in the bath - fun wee bubbles with all the impurities filtered out!

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absolutely, one of me favourite things to do.
so pleased that others feel the same way as i do bout opening their bait! :lo:

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*thrrrrrrrrpppp*!

even tho i've got 2 i normally say "did u see that mouse? fuckin speedy gonzalez that bastard!!"

The worse thing you can do is hold them in. Believe me they get even worse. I've been seeing my boyfriend over a year and I've never farted in front of him. It's getting to the point now where my stomach gets bloated.:blush:

:rofl: !!! Me and Stephen are the same! Which is crazy cos Ive always just farted in front of anyone and wasnt bothered I fart in my sleep Im pretty proud of that

I should just do it shouldn't I ????
My mam says just do it you're not a proper couple if you don't fart in front of each other.

I tell myself to do it sometimes, but just cant squeeze it out lol. How silly Youre right tho, we shud be able to let rip in front of our other halves

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do a series of hangover guffs then hold your partners head under the covers...

works a treat if you pulled a minger an want rid. or so i've heard.

You're right Cookie I should just do it.It is really pathetic not sharing everything.

Hahaha, yeah suppose. Thats something I wouldnt like to share with Stephen tho. The sneaky "silent but fucking deadly" ones he's dropped, he can just keep them to himself :spangled:

lu was like that wi me for ages, i still havent heard a proper rasper from her yet!!

rachel - i've been tryin to tell lucy that people fart in their sleep but she wouldnt believe me!

(loving this thread btw lmao)

Ive woke myself up a few times tbh :laugh: And ive heard Stephen do it too