Real Football Starts Tomorrow!!!!! I did say I would be poping back in now & again Last week teams like Sunderland,Sheff Wed,Darlo,Hartlepool,Rangers & Celtic all kicked off but NOW ITS THE TURN OF THE 20 TEAMS THAT PLAY IN THE BEST LEAGUE IN THE UK!!!!! So who will do what The Gunners need all there cash for there new stadium, so they have only bought a German goalkeeper who has a bad perm & the most wanted young centre half in europe(Senderos). Could slip down to 3rd. Villa have tried to improve there squad by signing 2 players who didn't perform at all last year @ Sunderland. New Villa gaffer O'Leary has the most annoying voice in the Premiership. If DO'L can get the 'A team' rebels Angel,Alpay,Allback on form then Villa could challenge Boro for that middle of mid table position. Geordie boy Steve Bruce signed well in last years January sales & now he has added David Dunn to his squad. Will be @ the bottom but wont go down. Expect Matthew Upson to move in January if his form continues like last season. It has been all change at Blackburn with first teamers Duff,Dunn,Berg,Gillespie,Sukur all going, but Souey has bought well in Steven Reid & Brett Emerton but I have my doubts about Amoruso from Rangers. Will do well until injuries. Once again Big Sam has signed a big name for Bolton & in Giannakopoulos there are not many bigger. But the real big signing for Bolton is the towering Brazilian Jardel. Is it the year the former Sunderland player luck runs out & the Wanders go down???? They will be down the bottom Charlton, in Scott Parker they have a great player & in Di Canio they have a game winner & in the rest of the squad they have a bunch of overachievers. I think we may see Paulo crying in May again as Charlton could be THAT big team that goes down Chelsea THEY NEED TO SIGN SOME PLAYERS!!!!!!! WITH NO MONEY THE LONDON CHEAPSKATES WILL STRUGGLE ALL YEAR!!!!!. Everton have a great forward line in Campell,Ferguson & Rooney the only problem is they will only play about 25 full games between them. Can Moyes keep the blues pumped ? The Toffee men will be in the top 6 Young boss Coleman is in for a hard season unless he learns French as most of his team are French. Fulham not so long ago were the big spenders now they have little or no money & no home either and look like they may be back in nationwide soon. THE DREAM IS OVER, SO PLEASE FUCK OFF BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG. Leeds THEY NEED TO STOP SIGNING PLAYERS!!!!!! WITH THE MONEY THE YORKSHIRE CLUB HAVE SPENT THEY WILL BE UP @ THE TOP!!!!! Mickey Adams has signed a few x-mags Steve Howey,Sir Les & the bookies friend Keith Gillespie also playing for Leicester next year is X-Boro boy Hignett.Many have wrote Leicester off but I think they will stay up. Gerard has signed another right back (Steve Finnan) lets hope he does better than the others Wright,Heggem,Song,Carragher,Babbel. Liverpool have also signed Kewell but have yet to play him down the middle in pre-season he has been on the right!!! The Pool will be there if not there then they will be thereabouts. King Kev has had a boring summer by his standards. If Nic can nick a few more goals & Robbie 'fatboy' Fowler can shed a few pounds and get back on the goal trail the bluse noses could be top 6. ManUre have sold well & bought well, while at the same time cutting the wage bill & making a shit load of profit & at the same time improving there squad. Fergie now has more goalkeepers than Sunderland did last year the roll call is Barthez is he on the move(MUSIC PUN),Caroll,Howard,Ricardo,Steele. If your team is above this lot start playing the Queen anthem GOD SAVE...NO!!!, not that 1 but the song sang by the queen Freddie Mercury ' WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS' Gibbos wallet must have fell down the back of the sofa,must be a big sofa, it is the only excuse I can think of why Boro haven't signed anyone of note. The Bore need goals,goals,goals can any of there 800 forwards they have be the 1 to score often?.Boro now have Villa to battle with for that mid of mid table tussle so it may be hard for them to get 10th they may have to settle for 9th or 11th. DEFENCE!!!!! It is a word Newcastle fans know well but successive managers don't!!!!!! Woodgate is class,Bernad has potential the rest should be at teams that are below Boro or @ clubs in the Nationwide!!!! But then you look at the midfield & we have got Solano,Jenas,Viana & Ambrose playing in the siffs!!!!! FUCK ME NO BALANCE WHATSOEVER!!Up front Big Al will play alongside Bellers with Shola & Lua the back up. The Toon are not being talked up by the media because we aint signed loads of new players but if the defence can hold it together we have the firepower to be up there. Harry Redknapp has being busy signing veterans & imports, but will they keep Pompey up?? I don't think so bye bye Harry. Southampton have just signed the Sunderland legend super Kev & alongside Beattie they could be the partnerships of the season. Southampton will score goals but can Niemi once again keep the goals out. Top of the bottom half or near it. BIG CLUB SPURS WILL WIN THE LOT,SIGN EVERY WORLD CLASS PLAYER ON THE PLANET!!!! THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD MAKE ME HATE SPURS MORE IS IF THEY PLAYED OUT OF A POSTCODE THAT STARTED SR1. BUT THEY ARE THE BIGGEST CLUB EVER! WHAT A BUNC CUNTS THIS LOT ARE! And last which will be there position Wolves. THATS ALL FOLKS,BACK SOON! THESPENCE
