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  1. Anderzz

    Anderzz Registered User

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    RED FACE x1000000

    My mam just said "And anyway.. Whos been going on dirty sites ordering dildos and stuff"

    Shes busted me for buying my lass some sex toys :( :(

    i dunno what to say. i ran away
    Anderzz, Jul 8, 2006
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    Re: RED FACE x1000000

    haha cracking:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    charley6969, Jul 8, 2006
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    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    should have blamed your dad
    LeeTheMackem, Jul 8, 2006
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    :lol: should of seid its for you mam
    ellego, Jul 8, 2006
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    asked my mam for cash one week wen at uni - was told where to go when she said she had been thru my statements and seen the sex shop debits
    Ash1, Jul 8, 2006
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: busted
    SoapieTW, Jul 8, 2006
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  8. mr.K

    mr.K motherfucker

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: whitey
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    why would u need to buy your lass some sex toys you limp cocked fag
    Congay, Jul 8, 2006
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    Lee original gowans artwork

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    Re: RED FACE x1000000

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Lee, Jul 8, 2006
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    to put in her arse while your smashing the back doors off.
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    because i enjoy an exciting and varied sex life. she has two holes mate, and no man can fill em both at the same time, limp cocked or not.

    yeee ha!
    Anderzz, Jul 9, 2006
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    How did she know?:confused:
    Cookee, Jul 9, 2006
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    Anderzz Registered User

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    i used her email address when ordering cos its easy to check through outlook. mine is a fart on :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Anderzz, Jul 9, 2006
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    mr.K motherfucker

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    :lol: :lol: :dunce: :dunce:
    mr.K, Jul 9, 2006
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    proper schoolboy error :lol:
    trance_fan, Jul 9, 2006
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    good on ya but can't believe u used ur mam's email address :dunce:
    Ruth, Jul 9, 2006
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    Anderzz Registered User

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    aye not my brightest idea like. haha

    they harp on about discreet packaging, but emails arent too discreet lol :D
    Anderzz, Jul 10, 2006
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    :lol: :dunce:
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