Riddles

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  1. Dan Hawkins

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    Riddles

    Anyone any good at em?

    a maker doesnt keep, a buyer doesnt want it and the user doesnt see it. What be it??
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    gib cock-pushups?

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    glasses? :lol:
  5. Dan Hawkins

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    i should have said, i do not know the answer

    someone @ work has just sent me it
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    Re: Riddles

    a wig :D
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    A coffin
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    aye that makes sense, if that isnt the answer it could be :up:
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    im sure this is the correct answer
  10. Dan Hawkins

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    :up: cheers :lol:
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    1... WHAT DRYS WHILE GETTING WET? .........

    2... WHAT FILLS UP WITH WATER BUT IS FULL OF HOLES?
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    the second one a teabag? whilst in a cup or something
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    1st one u are correct a * for u


    2nd one u are very very very wrong not even close
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    bloke lives in a 20 storey block of flats, gets the lift down every day,
    goes 2 work and comes home and every night he gets off at the 15th floor and walks the rest

    WHY?
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    SPOUNGE IS CORRECT
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    ianmc Registered User

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    hes a midget and can't reach the 2oth button

    quoted the wrong person
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    JIMI Not an Administrator

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    ok i got one for ya's

    2 twins both born in march in the same year, ones 20 there is 22,


    HOW got ya's this time, heard this one on blue peter
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    they don't have the same parents.
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    they do hav same parents
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    ok.

    One's twenty, the other's twenty too.

    They're the same age.

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