Romantic poetry !

Romantic poetry !

There are some classy verses on the cards that have been sent today .

My favourite so far is

I think of you quite often
But i suppose i should expand
And Say I always think of you
When i hold it in my hand .


What dodgy verse have you sent and recieved or even wrote so far today !

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
Laughing through the greenwood races,
Chased by James who has a taste
For her heady, hot embraces
Which she has been known to waste
Putting rivals through their paces
While imprudently unlaced.

They say men are from mars and women from venus
Il learn the language if you suck my peanis

i wrote a poem years ago, which never saw the light of day!

i love you i love you i love you almighty

i wish my pyjamas were next to your nighty

dont be mistaken

dont be misled

i mean on the clothes line

and not on the bed

share it with us

ow god no!

ill PM you it

you should have learnt from previous experience not to get a gals hopes up chris

A dozen red roses?
You must be keen!
Though I must confess
This doesn't mean
You can love me less
The rest of the year
But for now I'll say
Why thank you dear!
Thanks for that day
You didn't frown
You said I looked pretty
Left the toilet seat down
Turned off the footy
Had a meaningful talk
Cooked me dinner
Took a lovely walk
Of course this day
Has yet to show
Perhaps next year?
Perhaps tomorrow?
But today my dear
I'm thinking how
Romantic you are
You'll do for now…

cool

Give us a bash at the bangers and mash",
My darling used to say,
YOU may be good for a few minutes,
But bangers will last me all day

Roses are straight,

Violets are twisted,

Bend over love,

You're about to get fisted.



Roses are crap,

Violets are wanky,

Oooh I've just come,

Pass me a hanky.



Roses are stupid,

Violets are silly,

Grease up your flaps,

Cos here comes my willy.



Roses are awful,

Violets are the pits,

Lift up your shirt,

And show us your tits.



Roses are crap,

Violets are shit,

Sit on my face,

And wiggle a bit.



Roses make me laugh,

Violets make me titter,

You're a dirty bitch,

And you love it up the shitter.



Roses are red,

But I like carnations,

You're so crap in bed,

That I fucked your alsations.



Roses are red,

Violets are finer,

Chickens are fowl,

Just like your vagina.



Roses are red,

It's elementary,

Let's ring up a friend,

And try double-entry.



Roses are shit,

Violets are crap,

Show me your clit,

And I'll cum in your lap.

oh god

its a copy a paste i didnt realise how dirty some of them were

il quit while im ahead

yup

Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.

Mary had a little lamb & tied it to a pylon a 1000 volts shot up its ass & turned it into nylon
:angel3:

thought u were quitting while you were ahead!