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Guess who just got searched to fuck at Brisbane Airport today Everything but a finger up the nipsy.

Dame Edna?

You?

Oh yeah, what happened? Did they find anything?

I've had two customs guys @ Newcastle staring at my sherriffs badge after a return flight from Ibiza!

Soiled holiday ass, get some of that chaps! (after confirming that no gloves were getting don'd)

bet you were devastated when they werent using the finger

I met the profile for a smuggler because I'm on a backpacker visa, and its unusual for backpackers to just go back to the uk for three weeks then come back. Im told people who do that occasionally do so because they've run out of money, so agree to smuggle drugs in to oz for Áussie dealers. So they scanned everything, and they found traces of coke and ketamine on my manbag, so they thought they had their man

I think the real reason you got stopped is because you looked like this...

And I wish you lost your camera that night instead of your wallet YOU COMPLETE UTTER WANKER

thats nice haha

Oh he'd had FAR too much erm, liquids

its a him ?

Jimi you seem to have forgot you generic pizza/burger insult when quoting my post.

Pink and the scratty hair probably does make me look like a bit of a tranny, just like your missus then