Sell your story

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    princess jane Registered User

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    Sell your story

    I'm doing a bit of writing stuff with an agency that supplies the likes of Bella, Take a Break etc.

    They will pay good money to anyone who has a life, love, family or human interest story.

    I'm sure there's a few peeps on here with tales to tell.

    Cash ranges from £100 to £600.

    I obviously get paid as well, but not out of your mo,ney!
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    Bella,

    I dealt cannabis to 8 year old kids for seven years to save up enough money for the operation; and even now I've had it, the kids in our neighbougrhood still call me French "'Once Had A Willie" William. As if the emotional turmoil and bullying wasn't enough to go through; I still have to put up with my ex, who regularly comes round 'to see the kids' (2 white, 1 black) and beats me rotten with the fire poker we keep next to the fake Argos gas fire.

    I'm strong. I've learnt to cope with the above. The beatings aren't as bad as you might imagine; the kids' taunts can't kill me; and little Nicholas, Matthew and Tito all seem to be doing well at school. My troubles really lie with that awkward space between scrotum (what's left of it anyway) and arse....

    Now that I'm a lady should i wax or shave it???

    I eagerly await Bella's response to what is quickly becoming a dominating problem in my life.

    Yours itchily,

    FW
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    chuck in some photos of the problem area and you have a deal.

    Exclusive mind, if Chat gets it we won't be happy.
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    Re: Sell your story

    just make up some random crap about me and send me £600 :lol:
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    Re: Re: Sell your story

    :lol: :lol:
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    I know who batman and superman are when there not off saving the world.


    Is that worth £600

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    Re: Re: Sell your story

    Forced into gay escorting to fund my grandma's heroin habit?

    They labelled our love sick - the man besotted with his pony?

    Me and my 3" penis, one man search for love hampered by his tiny tool?
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    I'm pitchin it to Ginger Pride Monthly as we speak
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    if you give me 600 for each of these storys its a deal
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Sell your story

    If I had £1,800 floating about I wouldn't beggin my online pals to tell me about their childhood traumas/under sized genitalia.

    The magazine decides whether they like the story pitch, interview you, write the story and then pay you.

    So you'd need a water tight story, with plenty of evidence and pictures, unfortunately.

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