Shields Gazette today. Story made me laugh...

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    Shields Gazette today. Story made me laugh...

    :eek: :eek: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    CUT TO THE CHASE
    A MYSTERY man with a Samurai sword came to the aid of police tackling an armed gang.
    The drama unfolded as two officers came across a burglary at an upstairs flat in Laygate, South Shields.
    Several men armed with a hammer, knives and a metal chain pretended to be police officers to get the occupant to answer the door.
    When she opened it, they burst in and attacked the woman, who began to scream.
    Luckily for her, two officers in plain clothes were driving past, and they went to tackle the intruders.
    One of the Pcs came within a whisker of being stabbed as he tried to make an arrest, with the knifeman's weapon slicing through his clothing. One of the burglars ran off, but was stopped in his tracks when the stranger with the Samurai sword struck him on the arm.
    He was arrested, along with another man from the flat, but the have-a-go passer-by disappeared before police could speak to him.
    A third man was arrested later, but police believe up to two others who attacked the flat have yet to be traced.
    Detective Inspector Peter Bent, of South Shields CID, said: "This was a violent attack that caused great distress to the injured parties, and we would appeal for anyone with information to come forward.
    "The brave actions of these two officers have prevented anyone being seriously injured.
    "They were extremely courageous in tackling people they knew were armed, even though they were unarmed themselves.
    "This shows a remarkable dedication to duty."
    Police are particularly keen to trace the man with the sword who came to the aid of their officers.
    Anyone with information is asked to call police on...."

    :lol: :lol:
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    haha.. ungrateful cunts.. what they mean is 'please tell us where the warrior lives so we can arrest him too'
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    Yeah :lol: :lol:

    If you come down to the police station Shinobi, we will reward you...
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    with a shuriken in the back whilst 2 sweaty donuts impound you..
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    DI Bent. classic
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    Re: Shields Gazette today. Story made me laugh...

    We have another of those genetic freak super heroes on our hands.

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