small white guy >A small white guy went into an elevator, when he got in he noticed a huge >black dude standing next to him. The big black guy looked down upon the >small white guy and said, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound >left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown." > >The small guy fainted!! The huge black dude picked up the little white guy >and brought him to, slapping his face and shaking him. > >He asked the small white guy, "What's wrong?" >Our petite friend said, "Excuse me, but what did you say?" >The black giant looked down and repeated, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch >dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown" > >The white guy sighed, "Oh, thank God! I thought you said "Turn around!!'"