So funny!!

So funny!!

my work mate told me this story today at work and swears its true.

he reckons his uncle broke one of his mothers/my friends
grandmothers really valuable ornaments when she was out the other day.

when he was trying to superglue it back together he scratched
his ear and got one of his fingers on his right hand proper superglued to his ear

he tried everything to get it off but to no avail, so instead of calling someone to take him to the hospital he stupidly tried to drive the 4 miles to the hospital himself driving with one hand.
trying to stear and change gear only with his left hand.

just when he thought his day couldn't get any worse, the police see him with his right hand up by his ear and pull him over cause they think he's on his mobile

get in!

mmmmmm

honestly mate, he swears blind its true

i done belive it


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA i used the picture then the catchphrase



GET ME ON T.V

pocture???

i dunno i said picture

He must have been using pretty strong superglue or had his finger pressed up to his lug pretty hard.

did you enjoy trance classics on friday mate?

i know it wasn't the judge, but a quality night anyway eh?

fucking brill night mate the music was fantastic

fingers crossed tulip will do another classics night at some point during the year

Ive glued my fingers together a few times with loctite superglue its ridicoulously strong and burns when it touched your skin