Strangest thing a stranger has told you in a nightclub ????

Strangest thing a stranger has told you in a nightclub ????

If anyone can beat this i will be impressed, On Saturday night at the Gatecrasher event in Nottingham a man sat infront of me in the seating area turned round to me and my girlfriend and had this conversation with us :

Stranger: " this is fucking quality aint it ?"

Me: " yeah totally class, Gatecrasher always put on a good event"

Stranger: " yeah its the first time i have done anything like this for 8 years"

Me: " I see well iam glad you are enjoying mate"

Stranger: " yeah u see i have just come out of prison"

Me: " ohhhh i see"

Stranger " I was sent down for MANSLAUGHTER"

Me " are you joking mate ?"

Stranger " No iam deadly serious i killed a peodaphile who lived near us who messed with my daughter"

Me "Jesus christ are you sure you should be telling me this ? "

Stranger: " yeah iam proud of it, do you wanna know the funniest thing though ??? "

Me: " erm whats that then ? "

Stranger " the police never found out about the other three i killed !!!!! "


That conversation is 100% accurate to what happened, the bloke was so blasy (sp) about it and was talking to me and my girlfriend with great pride about what he had done and was basically bragging about it, now having just taken a sweetie about 20 mins before we spoke to him it was possibly the best way to ruin a sweetie kicking in, i honestly dunno if he was just off his tits and messing about or weather i had just met a serial killer, totally unbelievable experience.

Also did anyone hear anything about a lad dying on the dancefloor at the end of the night ???? bad crack if so R.I.P

Yep. Bad news.

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I once had:

Random: 'Where are u from?'

Me: 'Consett'

Random: 'Oh, where the caves are?'

Me: 'Ermmmmm.... *nods, smiles and moves away*


I often tell people that my talker is a bomb, just to fuck with their heads.

I could fill the thread with this

Mate of mine tries to flog cars to people, i nearly asked Nicky me mate for a double plug from isle 13 on fri - i have also heard a bloke say he was spiked with GHD - i was like "aye the hair straighteners mate"

i got asked if my legs were real & then he asked my mates if my leg was real & then finally to freak me out completely i got asked if he could snort some charles off my leg!

@ your signature Ruth !

I didnt ask that did i tho or was that just the crack on friday ?!?!

at the 2nd gods kitchen at the arena, this guy came up to me and was chatting to me about crasherkid (just kept refering to him as 'your boyfriend') then when i said he was martin, he told me he didnt trust him much cos his petrol prices were too high :spangled:

When Bella's wrecked she always thinks she's at work and starts talking about filling the drink's cabinets up or sorting the crisps out and stuff like that

all animals are the same ... camels and dogs for example they both have humps just in very different ways ...........

says a bloke ive never seen before ..... i then spent twenty minutes in the bogs at promise trying to work out if id just had a vision ...... or if that elf was real ......

After a heavy one @ Shine in Belfast my m8 Aspin after a half dozen drop was projectile vomiting out the front door of a house in a rather rough part of West Belfast.

I asked him if he was ok he replied

Aspin - Lets go
Me - Where ?
Aspin - Ford parts in Scotswood
Me - Why ?
Aspin - I need some new wipers for my van and they are canny cheap atm

He flipped and ended up sitting in the back garden next to the cat litter tray, another friend told him the shit was chocolate. Mad bastard picked it up and nearly ate it

Remember Reece's game of pool @ your house ?

and the spitting incident

everyone did just to c if it'd wound me up!....i cudn't win either way!

Some dude on Sat had his arm round his mate and they were looking round grinning at people and then he came over to me and started explaining how he wasnt gay and actually had a girlfriend, then got a picture of her out to prove it! Do I care?! I hate idiots talking to you when you're blatently trying to dance to a good tune!!!!!!!!!!!!!

''Sam, do u wanna cup a tea....not see them pink teapots on the floor asking if u wanna cup a tea?''

:laugh: wreck head! xx

What a fucking crease.

I could fill this thread with many a mad conversation I've had. Not really strangers though..probably Jamie to be honest...and the rest of the wreck heads.

same thing happened to me at that event some one came up to me and asked me if i could smell tomato's

I told me mates i could smell ladybirds at the last GC @ Republic :spangled:

This isnt really at a nightclub but it was at katies house wen there was sum serious :spangled: states and my friend who will go un named asked to send a text off my phone to his girlfriend so he did and then when i got it back and went in my sent items later on to delete some i came across it and naturally read it....it sed sumthing like i love u blah blah and at the end he put....p.s ive just pumped

i think it was at the GC white night @ republic, one of our mates (a budding dj at the time) was stood eyes shut, acting like he was in the mix. he was stood like this for about 10 mins, stopping imaginary records, tweaking imgainary eq's until some randoms went over and tried to talk to him, he opened his eyes and looked around completely confused.

we just pissed ourselves with laughter and later on he told us he thought he was in his bedroom doing a mix tape. :spangled:

Classic!!