sucky fucky me love you long time The Royal Court of Princess Jane is pleased to announce it's arrival in Bangkok My career as a go-go dancer isn't going too well as I as I am a good foot taller than all the geezers, but the religion of shopping has been taken to new levels. Lots of love to all the Loyal Subjects, please can someone remember to water Jeff the Chef for me? xx
Re: sucky fucky me love you long time are they really hung like acorns? I've always fancied going just to get nicknamed donkey man
tsk tsk boys i'm a happily married princess I have merely journeyed out here to rescue Princess in Waiting (jojo) who has been dossing about and not washing, sorry taking a year out and now is skinted... (small hands AND small noses tho, never a good sign!)
Didn't even know you'd gone! Clearly not keeping up on the latest gossip! Wonder what else I've missed....
ahh just the usual sex drugs and rock & roll pauly heard about your 2k mega set up, apparently GK want to borrow it for the Telewest, sorry, Metro Radio arena 'do' I'm going efflehump riding tomm I want one with go faster stripes...
:d have fun jane! Don't go bareback on them effalumps if your planning on being on them a while...they reaaally hurt unless you sit on the head and peddle the ears....but usually they have a driver doing that and only let you do it if you flash a bit of cash at them
well i must-a done summat right coz he got off after 10min and let me steer it! Kick left ear to go left etc but doesnt really matter coz efflehump goes where efflehump wants! the driver just strolled along making up songs 'jane jane jane lovely lovely lovely england england england' Still no tip mate bugger off!! it's the white flesh man they can't get enought of it!
