That Whale

That Whale

that whale is still 'stuck' in the thames. there are three options


1.) whale fin soup with a main course of whale meat,

2.) tie a rope round its tail and toe the bastard back into the atlantic

3.) stand round it like pints of milk and splash the waterr to petrify the little sod

cos its daft, apparently if they swim to close to shore their sonar is about as useful as chololate fireguard. word is this one swam a bit to close and got mixed up and kept on swiming in.

obviously got dis-orientated

wey when i rang him this morning he was chatting about fancying a bit of an adventure ya kna he wasnt expecting all this fuss but he thinks he's gonna stay there for a bit to lap up some more attention

:rofl:

i think its sad

give it a few days and some tree hugging greenpeace gypo will be hugging it shouting "if he goes so do i"

itle die of stress cos of all these green peace wankers.

Hpw can something so big be sto stupid. Honestly. Chuck masses of mdma in the water I say.. he must be bored.

someone ring cpt ahab, he will sort the fucker out

yeah its such a waste when he could be small and stupid like you

You are on fucking fire today lmao

the missing peoples phoneline was going off the scale over sunderland, hundreds of blokes thought their wives had been found.

(this post might work better in here) lol

Was gonna say you confused me in the last thread

i looked at the thread name and thought i cant remember what i wrote in here i'll have a look

stupid cunt that it is,,,

haha

I'm going to cry for a few minutes.

so you've never been lost before? a whale can't exactly pull up to a petrol station to buy an A to Z can it

and thats why its stupid, it should have evolved to be able to ask directions