The injury thread

The injury thread

Shock & sicken us all & tell us what injuries you have caused yourself, either as a kid, or more recently:

When i was young i used to have a BMX & me & my mate were out on ours one day in the summer. It was scorching hot, so all i had on was a pair of shorts with my T-shirt tied around my waist.
We were racing each other round this dirt track in Seaton Sluice & i had taken the lead when i misjudged how tight a corner was & ended up flying straight over my handlebars, head first down a hill ....even better, the hill was pure thorns & i slid down it pretty damn fast on my front till i was covered in cuts, scratches and I had thorns sticking out all over. Oh and then my bike landed on my head
About 10 seconds later my mate did exactly the same thing

I had to walk back to Whitley Bay after that which took ages given the state of me

Quite amusing when i look back though

MY SCAR IS BETTER THAN YOUR SCAR

Very nice, now tell us about it Ging

i snapped my banjo when i was 13, swear to god i fuckin smashed the fuckin granny out of this bird in my class. hurt like fuck but it was worth it

I got proper bad cramp in me arse cheek during the vinegar strokes the other day. The lass enjoyed it though

possibly when i was playing rugby for the north east or killy rockets when a bit younger

and i had both shins broke and broke me ankle in 3 difrent places

:camp: no banjo mate

no, coz when im errect im one hard fertilising machine

not for long tho

ALREET SON

Not bad. Jaw is still swollen, but it's going down. Should be alright to go to America though if I keep having these drugs the doctor gave me... Still in pain though.

Not quite an injury, but at least I can watch the World Cup with a REAL sick note from the doc

i ahd a real sick note when i had a bad spell and was off work

jimi piss off out of my thread!

Tbf, I'd rather be at work and not in pain than sitting here not being able to drink. The fact they said I may not be able to go on hol adds to the worry....

I've also got loads of appointments that I've missed out on this week - which means loads of £££'s missed out on too

does being blown up and having meningitis count?

Being blown up?

I can remember when i was about 12-13 we were at the ravensworth pub and was messin about wiv lasses n tha tennis ball. One of them throw's the tennis ball and it lands in the tree and me being the big thought i cud climp up n get it. It was a balzin day so only had me eclipse shorts on and no top so there i am shimmyin up this tree when me foot slips. Muppet boy here cums sliding back down the tree like a firemans pole in the process of removing the few hairs on my chest and almost every inch of skin i had on it.

Picture me crying like a girl, bloody chest as me mams tuckin into a sunday roast wiv me nanna


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Once I was dancing on a stage in a club in Spain,
I got really wrecked and walked right of the edge.
I landed in some glass, so I pulled 2 big bits out my leg and the blood was everywhere.
It looked bad as I had a white skirt on, but I felt no pain so was laughing at the shocked look on peoples faces.
Then the paramedics came and wanted to stich my leg, I ran away and went home as I thought they where evil.
I wish now I would have had the stiches, then the scar on my leg wouldn't have been as wide now!