The polite knock

The polite knock

I dunno if this applies to the lads more than it does to the girls but here goes.. If you're in either your own or somebody else's house and you're about to go to the bathroom but the light is on, do you just waltz on in there or do you do this weird push with the knuckles thing to let any 'could be' pisser know you're coming in? I always worry slightly whenever the light is on cos I once walked in on some lass who looked like she was doing more than a wee. It can be laughed about if they're having a wee but if it's anything but, you can't really make a joke can you :/

Re: The polite knock

a polite tap on the door as ure pushing it open slowly and a HELLO

Just go for it, lasses normally gan to the pisser in two's when its more than a piss!

Yuk! I'd hate to meet the boilers you hang around with :sick:

he is from gateshead cut the lad sum slack

Re: Re: The polite knock

I do knock my knuckles against the door twice but I wouldn't call it a knock as such. A knock to me implies that you're gonna knock and wait for a reply, but I just make the noise and cautiously push the door open incase there's someone dropping their load off. I wouldn't feel comfortable asking 'hello?' as if someone having a shit had just called me in there for a conversation.

Fuck off you pair of cunts

Thats what I have assumed (never experienced), why the fuck do they go to the toilet in pairs? :spangled:

They go in pairs to have a piss and a 20 minute talk thereafter. They don't have a relay shit!

You must have an obscure view of women if you think they shit in couples 10 times per night

u make some daft threads, just fucking knock properly and ask if anyones in

Indeed, whats so wrong with ... "Is there anyone in the loo?" Solved!

I can just imagine you being at a party last night and the toilet light being on and you logging on here to find out what to do

I didn't mean that, I meant one probably makes sure nee cunt comes in! Relay shit

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I always thought when they went into twos it was for lesbian fun, thats what always happens on my dvds.My dreams are shattered

Whatever

i normally just gan "aye?", lets them know your on the porcelain temple witout sounding uncomfortable about them knowing your on the pot