Theres A Fucking Alarm

Theres A Fucking Alarm

going off in my street, and its woke me up and pissing me off

Nightmare! Go & either torch the car or join in on the looting!

its a house and its still fucking going off the owners are on holiday,

its the folks next door ive hopped over the back fence and had a look, no1 has broke in, altho as i was coming back into my house sum1 over the back turned there light on and i seen the curtains move

so they would have heard the alarm and seen me coming over the fence into my house

oooh major error! Some cunt must of had a go then if there away nd the alarms have went off!

You never know!

I bet there's a load of people who never use their alarm but as soon as they go on holiday they decide it would be useful. One of those couples who buy a cat for Christmas and then disown the poor cunt after the novelty has worn off. Shame about the cat flap though

Good on the cat!

Wouldnt bother with an alarm system in my crib (when/if) I ever get my own place just buy & train a dog!

so if you go on your holidays your super dog will guard the house, and take itself for walks etc?! Where do you buy such mutts?

Super Dog Shop

if you train a dog to be a guard dog it will most likely just be a general nasty cunt anyway which defeats the purpose of having a dog for me

You're gonna get the blame anyway now Jimi so you may aswell take what you can and sell it.

lol cheers kid

i dont see the point in having a house alarm, everytime one goes off in our street we just winge about it as im sure everyone else does. no one ever goes n checks to see if theres anything wrong, just lie in bed pissed off hoping itl turn itself off soon lol.

thats cos if u go out to look you will get some fucker shooting at ya, you live in the bronx mate, admit it

Yet another place you're scared of.

its a wretched hive of scum and villainy, bit like tatooine

least i can wipe my own arse and dont have to rely on my mothers titties for my bait.

If you ever kip at his go into the bathroom first on the morning and you'll see that his mam has put toothpaste on his toothbrush for him.

When i made that comment i was actually thinkin about my mams house which is about five mins from booths.

fair enough gun crime is big here but ive seen nee bother, they only shoot cunts anyway ive heard so booths fucked anyhow.

haha cunt, if its not black ganstars down there its the polish

Is there any town, city or country you do like other than Seaham?