To The Thief @ HABIT Last Night & For Everyone Elses Attention

To The Thief @ HABIT Last Night & For Everyone Elses Attention

To The Thief @ HABIT Last Night & For Everyone Elses Attention

Last night at Habit an individual took it upon themselves to remove a bag belonging to me as well as Fairmonts jumper. Luckily 2 of my more important bags were left untouched. Some important items were almost placed into the bag that was taken but instead all you got away with was 2 bottles of ginger beer (a personal favourite), half a bottle of coke, 3 beers and my bag.... Oh and a producers jumper (hope it kept you warm on your way home).

Someone saw you leave the club with it and I am quite fucking sure you arrived with people who know who you are. Unfortunately for you we do to (you were the gurning spastic in the corner with the white shirt on).

After searching high and low inside the club there was no sign of it so myself and a friend left to try and locate you along with said property. Sadly the only trace of the items that remained was one bottle of discarded ginger beer. I am sure you will agree that the chances of a full bottle of ginger beer (DG jamican ginger beer to be precise) being discarded directly round the corner from the club are quite slim and coincidental.

I can only guess that you arent partial to the beverage since it was more at home on the floor, or you only needed 1 (not 2) for your journey home cos that just might be a little bit greedy to have them both all to yourself.

Just think what more can a man want but a warm walk to the taxi rank in a new jumper, half a bottle of coke, 1 bottle of jamicas finest export and 3 heineken..... Amazing.

Just think you can use your newly aquired bag to transport various items belonging to yourself.... Or more likely anyone else that has fallen foul of your itchy fingers.

So in conclusion I am offended that not only have you wasted a bottle of perfectly good ginger beer that I would have quite happily used at home with a little bit of rum and pissed off that I no longer have my bag. But more importantly that you would leave myself and Danny to apologise to one of our guests that an item of his clothing was taken from the venue and put a slight dampner on what had been an otherwise brilliant night. I am sure himself and James left on a high after their comments last night, but they probably also think we must be suffering a jumper shortage and live in a town of light fingered cunts.

Shame you dont like Ginger Beer, I certainly do. So if you do pop by next month (which I advise you dont, beacuse I will recognise you) I'll be using said contained beverage as a bludgeoning instrument. Think of it as a sort of fizzy bat you bell end.

Its backward cunts like you that deserve the old skool treatment. If I have the misfortune to cross your path in the future then be rest assured you will get to know my exact feelings on the matter.

LOW!

Thanks to everyone that came down and did make it a brilliant night (apart from this incident) it was definitely a good one!

Shocking, so soon after Jon Mack got fleeced last month. I will say it again, you DJ's & promoters as much as it goes against the grain of the atmosphere yous want to create have got to tell people to fuck off near the DJ box or get someone to do it.

PM me for my rates.

The DJ box at the old Rockshots with full round plexiglass was the best I have seen for keeping DJ's personal items safe.

A nah! The fucking wally! it's probs cost him more to get into the club than the value of the items he's stolen. He's obviously had to leave early with the goods so really he's the one losing out!!!!!

Still bad crack though. It's not the point of what was taken it's more of the inconvenience of it all and the fact it probably put ya's on a downer for the rest of the night.

ps
you sound like your quite the ginger beer coniseur.

It was right at the end of the night when everyone was leaving, I was running around sorting a few bits out around the club, people milling about to shake Holdens hand etc. People involved with the night obviously trying to keep an eye on everything but crafty fucker just snuck out with it.

Nobodys fault really, just something that shouldnt have happend in the first place.

Oasis: I wouldnt have cared but it was DG Ginger Beer which any Ginger Beer drinker knows.... You just dont waste. I bet he doesnt even like the stuff hence a bottle being chucked.

I bet he was so pissed off when he realised all he got was carbonated pop.

All I can hope is that he attempted to drink the other bottle and isnt a seasoned ginger drinker.... You know what I am saying. That effect you get when your completely untrained at sampling the stuff and it ends up burning your nose and making you almost choke.

Still going to kill him if I see him. Getting both barrels that cunt.

Disgraceful i had my stuff nicked at Digital the other week check for pics on DSI maybe someone snapped the gurning twat!!!

at least you have an idea who it is, find the cunt.

this isnt on like.

You should buy a cheap bag and either fill it with turd or bottles of alcohol laced with piss/spunk/poison and wait for the light fingered fuckers to half inch it.

*apologies for the swearing*

Sorry to hear that Scott man .

Fucking sad individual if you ask me .. there is totally no point in stealing .

He wants to get a fucking life .

If he turns up at the next :habit i attend then i will personally set MINTY on him ... thats when he is away from the club and the night ... i may also have a sly kick aswell .

haha

seriously though, if this kid reads this or anyone knows him would be cool if he could return jakes jumper.

And the rest ...

Aye we think we may have !

Send me a photo please Shawn so i can show my pet pitbull MINTY what is KATZ ...

Minty wouldn't hurt a fly!!

Our MINTY would ... :evil:

Oh, you mean MINTY! He'd lynch the fucker.