What animal could you beat in a fight?

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    What animal could you beat in a fight?

    What would u say is the most impressive beast you could wrestle and win? :D

    i reckon i could maybe beat a small chimp, but they are pretty tough fuckers i think..

    maybe a labrador or something. Dont think i could beat a bear, or a horse.
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    I would like to do over a lama,
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    Did you not read the story the other week about the guy getting savaged by a monkey in america ,nearly ripped his balls and face clean off:eek:
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    cmon man, what do u reckon you could scrap with? :lol:

    think of one you couldnt beat, then work your way back to one u can :D

    lion... nah!..
    tiger... nah...
    zebra?.. hmm... nah...

    get back to me when ya work it out :lol:
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    id like 2 fight a swan and a goose tag team styleeeee


    there'd be feathers everywhere
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    swans are pretty nasty bastards actually. queen wouldnt be pleased if she saw footage of that fight mind :D
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    id be able to take on a python like, id fuckin knack it.

    i'd rip shit out of a monkey aswell.
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    she would have nowt to wipe her arse on
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    i reckon i could nut the cunt off a badger
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    tag team with oasis?

    i reckon you two would struggle with a goldfish
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    I wouldnt mind an underwater fight with an otter!
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    raise your glowsticks i thank you
    a shark coz i got such a fear of them, had to run through the tunnel at tynemouth aquarium with me eyes closed :lol: :lol:
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    and you would win?

    impressive
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    :lol: :lol::lol: :lol:
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    im loving this thread.

    id love to fight a seal or something........proper blubber boxing you could kick the fuck of it
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    Have you saw the brass eye I think he does underground otter fighting then says he moved on to ferrets "its easy to kill a ferret....just kick its face in" :lol:
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    youre just stupid. i bet i would have to be a lesbo shark cos youre a lesbo he he:rolleyes:
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    id like to have a scrap with a lion in a cage. the said lion would be muzzled and have its claws cut though:oops:
    i also think that it would be fun to dropkick a small dog off the tyne bridge:D
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    I reckon I could take on a sea turtle.

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