What the fuck?..

I love the fact that almost every pikey in the area genuinely does think that "new monkey" is some kind of newly founded sub-genre.

me and a mate dj at the local underage do (because it's an excuse to get together, go back to back and get plastered).

We get loads of kids asking for this crap.

Needless to say we drunkenly tell them to fuck off

We play what they ask for (with the exception of nu monkey )

Last time we played rave the little ankle-biting pikey fuckers started kicking the absolute crap out of each other and throwing stools round the room

yes mate, club aids (trades)

don't know mate, i won't go inside the place unless its monday night

some clever twat in the office sent up whistles for the little fuckers last week... fucks sake

it used to be good... back in the day when it first opened, the customers were decent, and juski ripped the absolute piss out of the odd charv that would come up and ask for "dance with the devil"