Worst 5 dj's

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  1. Mr Soft

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    Worst 5 dj's

    Which are the five worst djs you've went and seen and just stood there with your thumb up your ass!

    1. Sonique
    2. Sasha & Digweed
    3. Pete and Russell (first eva time i went 2 shindig)
    4. Lisa Lashes
    5. Boy George
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    Tough one this... i truly cant really say ive ever heard a dj play a set that i wud cal truly offensive... the only one ive heard which battered me enough 2 say i didnt enjoy it wud be picotto... but even that wernt 2 bad so... erm...

    my worst dj's
    1. anyone who plays at consett
    2. anyone who plays at consett
    3. anyone who plays at consett
    4. anyone who plays at consett
    5. anyone who plays at consett

    (P.S. Ill take that back if anyone from here has played there - or knows if anyone good ever has!)

    simple as that!

    :D :p :D
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    Well actually, Richard Tulip used to do a night up there. No shit, think I mentioned it in his biog :D
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    Out in the sticks cool as fukk gang! :)
    Well, ok apart from Richard of course!...




    :D
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    cant falter richard like
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    Miss Bisto (haven't seen her for years so she might have improved)
    Yousef (haven't seen him for ages so he may have improved too)

    Can't think of any others immediately.
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    1.Yomanda, played Synth and strings 4 times when I saw him
    2.Smokin' Jo, mixed in a CD for last 1hour of set:mad:
    3.Taucher, proggy wank
    4.Tim Westwood, for dropping tha' bomb!
    5.Timo Maas, for never turning up!:mad:
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    1. sonique
    2. alex p
    3. taucher
    no more cause with me being a dj i have respect for all others
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    I DJ too but I could still tell which other ones are shit.
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    brandon "i'm a twat" block
    alex "i'm just as much a twat" p
    sonique "stick to top of the pops please"
    tall paul "for never producing a set i've enjoyed"
    dumonde "you have no idea how to build a set!"

    pretty much sums it up ;)
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    sonique
    alex p (god he was shite at the playrooms and i was really looking forwrd to him aswell)

    erm...... cant think of anyone else!
    i'll come bak to this one!
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    Re: Worst 5 dj's

    1.Sonique
    2.X-Press 2
    3.Allister Whitehead
    4.Seb Fontaine
    5.DJ Mac (DJ SCOTT WANNABE!)
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    Sonique, damn can she wail I not only had a tumb up my arse, but a finger in each ear!!!
    Tall Paul, was just plain borin
    :eek:
    Loads of DJs in Magalouf
    Loads of DJs in Watford
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    A thumb up yer arse and a finger in each ear, fuckin' hell thats gotta be a shit hot party trick!
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    seen tall paul once an his set just didnt fit, wasnt shite as such but he was playin after tokunaga (crasher's japan ressie) and tokunaga had got the place goin right off, a class set - then paul came on an dropped it right down, slowed the music an went all warm-up like on us... also, only time i seen john kelly - at promise - he was shite. i coulda mixed better than him (and i dont dj) and his tune selection wasnt exactly great. played after corvin dalek, and whilst corvin was class kelly ruined me night... :(
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    i like dumonde never seen them live but heard one of their live sets twas wikid!!
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    seen dumonde once, and the set was quite good - i enjoyed it, and i hadnt dropped. but can see how you would say it wasnt well structured - they just seemed to bosh tunes out at random without thinkin... they played 4-6 i think so as you can imagine, it was quite hard - had trouble keepin goin til the end!
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    i like dumonde, everyone stands there saying their mixing is shite and they play cheese and randon tunes, which i suppose they do, but i always enjoy them!!
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    JUDGE JULES

    HAHAHAHA Sorry Rachel
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    cost u to see it though!!:eek::p:D


    i never said it was my own fingers n thumbs:p

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