I suppose having my waistline splattered with white stuff may make some interesting conversations over the holiday photos.
thanks to my extensive pre-hol sun bed abuse I am now just darker than tippex..perhaps tippex with a dash of Oxo.
turns out it's their whacky way of showing my minute allowance. I get extra minutes because I took an 18 month contract, which is shown as 50%...
PRINCESS JANE top of the class that man Then I could change the colour to co-ordinate with my bikini And get some really freaky tan lines
Body Makeup Do any of the ladies or indeed the gents know anything about body make-up for covering scars etc? I am off on my hollibobs soon...
02 extras I'm not complaining, but my 02 Online bill has - 50% extra - 250 anytime minutes AND 50% extra messages Is there a special...
Beat the On-Hold System Cool website which gives the geographical numbers of major call centres including HBSC and O2. Great if you get free...
He was off saving kittens whilst researching a cure for cancer
That's the fella. I was scratching my head all night - "mmm 28 days later? no..seven and a half weeks, no.."
I have tickets which I might be selling - any takers?
I used to get this loads when I was selling worn Princess panties on there. Impose a min £5 Paypal charge per saucy chit-chat, you'll soon be...
aha! Like, Hello I'm Princess Jane, I give semi-professional BJs?
in which case - we as concerned as you are about the alleged gay dogging sessions taking place near your house, but would urge you to contact the...
It isn't you writing whining letters to my paper every Friday morning is it?
I'm just about to get rid of that model Nokia (66??) Very nice indeed but my upgrade is due next week, n70 here I come!
I also have the aid of a) colleagues b) the editor and c) our beloved readership proofing my work, none of which are shy of laughing...
I realy dunno what u means like, I was taught proper and my spelling is spott on
How can you be semi-professional? Only get paid for half your reviews?
Re: Eating disorders But they don't 'last' do, they? They get admitted to hospital weighing small single figures still hating their bodies.
Nope I mean a load of magazine hacks with a quarter page to fill an hour before deadline probably Googled 'nighclubs' then picked out ones...
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