"Where is the Keggs, lets have a toga party. Yes I love cheerleaders and of course I will respect you in the morning" Unless you look like...
ouch! Stupid place to have ur finger tbh! Be able to flip a mean bird when its outta bandages!
Thats one 'Tenner' I wouldn't like in my back pocket!
I personally think the recent influx of Polish migrants is a good thing. They have come to work from what I've experienced, and seem decent...
Its the pint sized cans that do it! I had one recently also, and did honestly feel like going on the rave - I was chewing my face off and had...
Once more than your over stimulation at reading a book thread? :)
Buy some decent padlocks, get fittings where hinges are inside.. ... or Buy a really big round stone, and poise it ontop of a wire runway...
I've had two customs guys @ Newcastle staring at my sherriffs badge after a return flight from Ibiza! Soiled holiday ass, get some of that...
Derogatory Ramblings These have had me in stitches! Some old - but some new ones to me. Class. Sorry lasses She had a fanny like a stab...
hahah - stds! do you wip ur pubes out in a group at the clap clinic and go got got need
Re: what do you collect? I bet you're a right laugh at BBQs!
Fuck that! 'Split the kipper' on Bucky!
I went tripping and wearing a sarong to a pizza shop in the west end, minus contact lenses or specs, as didnt pack specs and lost lenses in sea...
sorry, fkin touchpads covered in crisps
Did the scottish variety buzz with a scottish twang as they nibbled? Was there a few in cobwebs caning buckfast b4 the spider woke up? I...
Any more that you can fit in your mouth is a waste! Or is that boobies?! :P
Yer, still there. Looking rather rough round the edges compared to its glitsy start. Decent fish and chips last time I was there, escaping...
Similar to me, but Dunkin Dougnuts FFS, a shop FULL of dougnuts at 15ish I had a whitey that night if I recall.
Re: Bolton Game Caledonian in Hebburn, but thats not much use to u!
I believe it was a common 'shamer' using in Northern Ireland when there wasn't just cause to simply kill the guy.
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