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Fucking Quality! Well done. Peeps buy pony sized dogs and walk then round the block on concrete.. wankers!
Yer, watch that DJM800 - guard it with ya life :) Or the baybay baylif come bob bob bobbin along..
How about reasoning with the burglar.. Tell his as seeing as how he is taking ur dvd player anyway, if he hangs on a sec, you will burn him...
Allowing some room for beatings of house intruders would lead to a tonne of false scenarios using this get out clause. However, I would happily...
I was without weed for a few days last week, Had a reoccuring dream about a small irish kid who wanted to kill me, always in newcastle airport -...
Haha! I love watching middle age women (dont we all) when the printer packs in! Lets open and close draws, pull this down, open that.. whys it...
I feel your pain brother! Made that same mistake, think it was Fructus. Bit like poppers tho, cos did find myself using it again :)
FFS! Diggin away the stones will end in tears one way or another. Most likely to innocent people!
read it twice, didnt get it.. then... doh! :D
I rem hugging the sweaty post in Shindig for a few weeks. They were such a 'gimme' item until i'd had a boff, then just staggered or clung onto...
How you figure that out? :)
Re: Childhood Pranks Oh yes!! I used to like giving 'directions' to people who stopped me in cars & vans lost! Backfired once when I...
I'm glad u did. I've been laughing hard at it. Your on screen wanger and Mr B's shocked Gran and child lock has had me in tears!!
Reminds me of a joke where the woman has a glass eye so can whistle and blow at the same time! :) Dont norm quote myself either!!
LOL thats class - much better than my tame version!
Quake 3 any day!
A couple of my fave groaners. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why Men Have Better Friends:...
They do look a class act to go see live! Will be keeping my eyes open for any UK visits.
Jimmy, thanks man!!! Thats the guys! Cheers
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