Weekend Hi peeps What's everyone up to at the weekend? I know most peeps are out for Jimmy's Birthday (Happy B'day Hun). Whats everyone...
Rent for the appartment A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for £500. So they did. Before he left, he told...
Jelly Bean A Jelly bean walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, do you fancy going to that...
Disorder in the court > >Disorder in the Court >These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and > >are things people actually said...
joke > > A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old >son > > > playing with his new electric train in the living...
When we are tiered we just are!! Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to...
What tune would it be for you! If you were to be left on a desert Island and you could take one tune what would it be at this moment in time and...
Comparing a computer to a car! For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read...
The way your mind works!! A GIRL'S FIRST TIME!!! (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy) It's your first time. As you lie back your...
How do people not notice!!! Genuine clips from Council complaint letters (You see what we have to put up with) My bush is really overgrown...
Yak!!!! Escapee A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he is on the run, he finds a house and breaks into it....
Put it to the test! QUIZ: Can You Cut It As A DJ? So you can mix, but that's only half the battle. Check out a night in the life of a working DJ...
For all Newcastle Fans >Ronaldo, Luis Figo and Alan Shearer are standing >before God at the throne of Heaven. God looks at them >and says;...
Letter form the Penis LETTER FROM YOUR PENIS Dear Management, I the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:...
joke A couple was invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress party.The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party...
DJ Name Whats your real DJ name???? http://quizme.stvlive.com/djname/quiz.php Well funny
Wanted DK Murder was the base............. Thanks...
10 Luxuries Hi peeps Im really bored at work so I want some entertaining so if you were told you were going on something like Im a celebrity...
Cheap Holidays Any one know any good web sites to book a good holiday. Me and marley are looking to go away 1st march some where hot!:D ive...
Snow on Xmas day I will be totally gutted if it doesnt snow on Xmas Day. :mad: :cry: Its just not the same without the snow but then I want...
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