Oh Martin you are oh so thick Coming back for loads of stick Get back to work you little dick Or feel the Justice scissor kick.
You call yourself Marce You look like an arse Your musics a farce And your crack is so sparse. Don't try and beat me You'll never defeat me...
Smog you should just turn it in This is one you cannot win Your rhymes wear really oh so thin And I have got the thickest skin.
Deep from in electro house We have this greasy little louse Who pops in for a little grouse And to defend his hoover spouse. Oh dear what...
Justice is a die hard bloke Who makes you look a dayglo joke Have you not got a kid to poke Or a donkeys dick on which to smoke.
Smog, you couldn't fill your pants You're as weak as Euro trance I'd chin you given half a chance But you are just a boil to lance.
What is wrong with being gay I thought this hate had gone away Bigots from a long gone day Who can't think of much else to say.
You'll find it was the third line That made for the end rhyme So can you find time To suck on my love lime. *Illiteracy means lack of...
Alas, you lack both charm and wit I've never read through so much shit Your rhymes hurt like a foreskin split Go back and maybe resubmit
Alas you lack the verbal charm I think you're from the funny farm But what causes me the most alarm Is you stink like a sewage farm.
You're just a gimp who likes the bosh now come and feel my verbal cosh Go and get yourself a wash While your bird gives me a nosh.
Please don't be annoyed But I am self employed And I am overjoyed your rhyme has been destroyed
Is that the sound of the hoovers in your ahem 'DJ set'. When are Razzle doing a feature on you?
Can you not write in rhyme? Its not an uphill climb I'm truly in my prime But trance is just a crime. Suck my chubby!
Last Chance To Dance...... To the shittest trance. Given half a chance, I'd rather cak me pants. But I'll tell you in advance When Promise...
Re: dodgy old guys and anne summers Hold on a minute, let me get this straight. You went into what is essentially a 'false dong' shop and...
Is that an admission? Are you a gak rent boy?
Shame that, I reckon you'd look well kinky in combat gear. I'd take you on some excercises in the bush. And if you're lucky, I'd show you me...
Coke Hoe's Or should that be cock/coke/cak hoes? Loads of 'em about. Any one here that admit to it?
If the water was too cold, Justice would have offered her an alternative hot, steaming cocktail that is known as the 'Marc Almond'....
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