i didnt know it was a derby day :( :( sunday is going to be rubbish :(
the aristocrat joke is a really old one used by comedians when they are being extra offensive...they dont usually perform it in front of an...
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when i was working in accounts for a big company over last summer, they'd just moved their call centre abroad, and every time there was a...
one in every ten people in the world is a chinese farmer!
hooray!! It's my last ever wkend working at the bar....from sunday on I will be a one job lady so no more stress woohoo!! so my wkend will...
I only really buy for mum and dad and this year we are going to Egypt so apparently that means we dont have to buy presents :up: I still have a...
on the website im sure it says they've only ever done one official one and the rest are all rip offs from the radio?
A Kir Royale is probably my favourite drink,was drinking moet on sat :love:
it'l probably be in a couple of weeks cos Im really busy at the min, should have a spare evening soonish though i think :spangled:
Martin: go for a drink in the next couple of weeks? I'll give u back bo selecta an u can give me the gossip. I'll buy you some pork scratchings...
I'm just off to get some pva glue and I'll get started. Now we can go for Las Vegas ritzy style - with snazzy "captain rik" style lighting, or a...
probably wouldnt turn down transform-a-snack though
:( i once got offered an empty packet of tangy toms but it had a hole in it so i had to turn it down :(
oh i dream of the day a lad hands me an unwashed scampi and lemon flavoured nik naks bag *sighs* :love:
I think you should fashion yourself a costume - you could be a one armed bandit, all you need to create this is a large cardboard box with eye...
bet she goes wild for scampi fries :D
"our PE teacher told us" hmmm don't shy away from your own personal experiences Martin, your past is nothing to be ashamed of :D
im working :(
I dont understand how he's a) found the site and b) logged on being as he can't write!
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