Bruce n Shiela Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend, Sheila about to throw herself off. Bruce...
One Up For The Irish! A Liverpool construction site boss was interviewing men for a job. Along came an Irish construction worker. 'I'm not...
Explain This! Subject: Sex In The Dark There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they had sex the husband always...
With my last phone, i told the insurance people i was up a ladder painting the windows and dropped it. Got no options this time. Got another one...
Find The Baby Took me a while
Puma's new logo Awwwww!
Ah, fuck it. It was only £230..... Oh no, what have i done, my wife's gonna kill me!!
Is that Sean with the Micra?
Best ever 'Dear John' letter A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read...
Top German Jokes 1. Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital. 2. A man...
Insurance? Erm...... FUCK!
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Better out than in, eh?!
fair enough, but why did it have to be so expensive? God, i've got issues....
Shit... me, and my little rajji tantrums, has just managed to destroy a £200 phone. Oh bugger. That was expensive. What a tosser i am.
Tha Chipmunkz Alvin, Simon and Theodore have hit rock bottom... (7mb+)http://www.yorku.ca/casa/images/chipmunks.html
I had to que for an hour and a half at their offices in Gosforth to get a tax disc on Friday. If they had pulled their finger out down in Swansea...
ITV are wank with comedy. They tend to lure alternative acts such as Harry 'what a waste of chops' Hill, then go and make an arse of it. Frank...
Fuckin ace. 'Nuff said...:D :groovy: :clap::drool: :inlove: :up: :worship: :king:
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