Skinny or slim is good so long as their body parts are in proportion with other body parts!
And the amount of times I've asked them that! I don't think there's enough fingers and toes on this board to count! Always get the same reply...
My lass doesn't think it's good fun! I talk to her about women all of the time! Keeps her on her toes! My missus is well fit though! Legs.......
Well, why hold back! Men have instincts! :bonkers:
Word!
No, I've got a missus. Prefer them more my age! But I do like a good looking lass!
No, your fit! I've not seen your tummy but if your talking about you having a squiggy belly then that's good. Sexy stuff!
with a tab in their gob - pushing a pram alongside their topless boyfriend.
Girls with podge bellies Are everywhere! What's happened to the city! They all wear tight tops too!
And I wouldn't mind seeing them when they wake up! :redface: :sleep: :yawn:
Cheers lads! Think I'm going to book a consultation today. That's student loan payment 1 down the pan if I get it done!
Just a bit of gangster humour there!
Take it Cookee's away out!
Re: meeeeeeeeeee.......... Not even you saying it prepared me for that!
Jess and the blonde are hotties! Made the photos!
Maybe I will too!
Laser eye surgery Anyone had it? Or know someone who has? Info please! I've finally decided to get it done after I was playing football this...
What? In Greece? Who'd of thought it! Fucking foriegners! Get out of our holiday resorts!
There's nothing you can do! Apart from send the police in to his clubnight saying you noticed dealing going on! Result!
Happy birthday Mr Hudson! You'll have to get your memorial spoon out to celebrate the Queen mothers birthday too.
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